time to sit down with me, get your bowl cheezits and a glass of Big Red, and watch tv !
-----------------------------------
I went to a strip club today, my friend got promoted and this is how he rolls.
Im not a strip club man. dont get me wrong, beautiful nipples and sexxy toes in high heels is delicious and all, but i just didnt feel creepy enough to sit, stare, and get a lapdance..yeah i was a lamo. i dont normally smoke, but i was bored and smoked half a pack of camel lights. the room was filled with suckaz n foolz, i tell ya. i saw my physics professor Dr. Olson. apparently, according to the clientel , he offers cocaine in exchange for sexual favors in the VIP room. In this club, there IS sex in the champagne room. This completely blew my fuckin mind. He was a really good professor too. Now i smell like a club and my nose is stuffy....aww...jaggy's pussy hurts. im sensitive.
..................."yeah."
