well, i did it. i killed my night crew and made human dumplings and butt stew last night. they all kept showing up to work late and trashed and HIGH . my sauces were always too thin and bland, and i got complaints. so last night i invited them to play poker in the breakroom and now i have 10 racks of ribs and 5 job reqs open. it was really worth the all-nighter scrubbing blood from he stainless steel sinks and detailing the grout for bile and spleen juice. hey, its better than the crawlspace, there's no more room down there. besides, human butt stew is absolutely scrumptious !
yeah, another stupid cannibal entry...i have nothing new to say anymore.
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yeknomyknuf:
Mmmm, psilocybe cubensis is delicious. I hope I will see you in a few months then, I will make it a point to come see you if at all possible 
monroe:
I'm partial to Smokey and the Bandit myself