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Monday Dec 12, 2005

Dec 12, 2005
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my new profile pic, MY FACE IS BENDY... its a carictature by me. isnt that gay! ?

well, everyone is either a crip or a blood, it doesnt matter what anyone says, thats how it is. im a crip myself , so i pour this seagrams out for my homie.

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forget that ugly picture. here's a funny experience.

so i'm mowing my yard, weed wacking, raking, etcera etcera. i will describe ethnicity in this story for good reason. an older caucasian lady pulls up in a mini-van in front of my house as im working,

she asks me how much i charge to mow lawns. now here in texas, mexicans do everything. of course im standing there sweating, of spanish decent and of slightly darker persuasion with a raggedy t-shirt and jeans (but in front of my own house! she didnt know apparently)

i understand why she asked. most people would get offended. but not me. i told her $50/hr which is completely outrageous. and she agreed! ... i almost shit my pants right here.

so needless to say, today i made $250 , and then i told her i live in that house down the street. she freaked out. i should have offered my other sexual services, but she lives next to a cop. and i hate cops.

BTW, sometimes i feel like kakihara and the need to offer forgiveness in the most extreme way. but tongues dont grow on trees do they? the price of tongue barrels have gone up in recent months due to ripe stock funds in the eastern europe. i know this doesnt make any sense, but im high as fuck. ahh, my man chino in east austin has provided me the biggest bag of weed in recent milleniums. also , he's aquired a bottle of tequila from mexico that is unheard of . oh vey, im a beaner in love.


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monroe:
I stole that and turned it in as my final project today.

Sike! But I should have.
Dec 13, 2005
yeknomyknuf:
Most days I don't feel up to the construstive criticism, so it's really great to just hear what you said. "Yummy" is probably my favorite adjective to be called too wink Your entry just reminded me, I got a new water pipe last night and toked up with some niceness, then watched "How High" with Method Man and Red Man. I don't know if it was the weed or not but I thought that was one of the funniest movies ever. Dude, I didn't know you're a beaner, and to think I could've been making ethnic references all this time! You shouldn't have told that lady you lived there. She may have asked you back and you could've just played along. I wish I could make $50 an hour-not giving head. I can't believe she paid you 250.
Dec 14, 2005

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