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After my toothpaste ecstacy and vision of Her Lady of the Elusive Spoon, I decided to write this.
So my boss is the big blogger fuck. He's always reading blogs . "I read in Karl Rove's blog that.." and "Rush said on his blog.." Blog fuckin blog. He knew our third quarter results before anyone, because he read on the CEO's goddamned buttfucking blog....
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So my boss is the big blogger fuck. He's always reading blogs . "I read in Karl Rove's blog that.." and "Rush said on his blog.." Blog fuckin blog. He knew our third quarter results before anyone, because he read on the CEO's goddamned buttfucking blog....
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shesinparties:
i was thinking about another kind of pie actually 
monroe:
I love that movie! Elvis is my dude.
I liked your joke, I dunno what your boss's problem is. Maybe he's mad the Dems kicked ass last week.
I liked your joke, I dunno what your boss's problem is. Maybe he's mad the Dems kicked ass last week.
but, how i love reading Alex Jones.
Anyone who runs defense for the perpetrators of 9/11-- Nancy Pelosi, Howard Dean or anyone who supports them in their cover-up-- are traitors. Think about it: George Bush and his controllers killed 3,000 Americans, launched an illegal war and then butchered the Bill of Rights. And we're all supposed to go back to sleep now because a bunch...
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Anyone who runs defense for the perpetrators of 9/11-- Nancy Pelosi, Howard Dean or anyone who supports them in their cover-up-- are traitors. Think about it: George Bush and his controllers killed 3,000 Americans, launched an illegal war and then butchered the Bill of Rights. And we're all supposed to go back to sleep now because a bunch...
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shesinparties:
awww, you are so sweet to me 
Well
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monroe:
Viva la revolution! ....or something like that.
shesinparties:
oh dude, mark from the screaming trees is my hero, love his solo shit.
good god man, what have i done?
At work, we had a meeting with me and all the brown nosers. One of the alpha bitches criticized some of the work i did over a weekend, sniveling about some little detail just to flap his goddamned lips to impress my dumbass manager.
So i slapped him down at the meeting and then he looks at my...
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At work, we had a meeting with me and all the brown nosers. One of the alpha bitches criticized some of the work i did over a weekend, sniveling about some little detail just to flap his goddamned lips to impress my dumbass manager.
So i slapped him down at the meeting and then he looks at my...
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yeknomyknuf:
Oh lordy! Is this video being played on tv? I guess it's a hilarious repreive from all the bling and unnecessary extravagance in most hip hop videos. You really have a thing for the blue hair don't you 
? I remember you getting all happy when I had it blue for a few pictures. Don't worry, I will post pics as soon as I do my hair, probably on Thursday. 
You keep giving your girl those sweet luvins, don't bust your nut at the polls!
? I remember you getting all happy when I had it blue for a few pictures. Don't worry, I will post pics as soon as I do my hair, probably on Thursday.
You keep giving your girl those sweet luvins, don't bust your nut at the polls!
bebe:
OMG that video brought me sooo much joy! I'm American filth, I am not sure if that helps. But filth indeed! How was the meeting?
How was the meeting?
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shesinparties:
go ahead and clean your ass too 
shesinparties:
oh lawd, i don't want to know
goddammit
This ones for the ladies...
lol..dont ask. im sucking laughing gas on this deep cerulean night. a good friendship pays off when your friends daddy is a dentist. N20 is near death on a quivering frivilous line, on the verge of a galactic breakthrough of mediocre proportions. but whaddya know about self-awareness? nothing. stare at the drywall texture or wood grain for a while and...
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lol..dont ask. im sucking laughing gas on this deep cerulean night. a good friendship pays off when your friends daddy is a dentist. N20 is near death on a quivering frivilous line, on the verge of a galactic breakthrough of mediocre proportions. but whaddya know about self-awareness? nothing. stare at the drywall texture or wood grain for a while and...
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shesinparties:
how was golf?
shesinparties:
you are a good boy indeed
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shesinparties:
um, I fell asleep about 11 watching Layer Cake if that tells you anything.
monroe:
For real! Peg was a babe
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shesinparties:
are yout talking about those tall thin candles with the virgin mary painted on them? i love those. my dad calls them "drop kick me jesus through the goal posts of life" candles. my dad is odd by the way.
shesinparties:
ok, light whatever candle you want, but just make sure it gives me good money juju
females don't have prostates, so I should be in the clear, right? Probably just another miscarriage or something. I am saving the fetuses and injecting their blood into my wrinkles so I can look young FOREVER! Bwahahahha!
And yeah I really hope he never gets shipped off but I have a feeling that's highly unlikely