muthafuckaz, i met harrison ford today at barnes and noble. he was just standing there looking at the cooking books like he was never indiana jones ever. i said something stupid like , "hi junior." but he thought that it was hilarious (acting!!) . we talked for about 20 minutes! he asked something very wierd out of the blue, he asked what i was drinking....
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yeknomyknuf:
Harrison Ford, what ! That's awesome, was that in Texas? Hmm, I wish some of the gourmet yummers you cook up had been in that bag I was smacking my lips over, but alas, I'm sure it wasn't anything that tempting. I agree on the new sets, and this new layout sucks again. Why they feel it is necessary to show our last six comments and testimonials? It made more sense to have our about stuff in that bar. I've been avoiding looking at most of the new sets. My bf told me there was a new girl from La and so I checked it out, terrible! Even more so when I compare it to all the sets of girls I like that were rejected, Chai's set where she's sitting on a toilet smoking a cigarette would've really made my day, but noooo, SG has terrible taste, bastards. Instead I get to see a saggy hippy who could never pass as a model in the real world. I don't understand what their guidelines are for acceptance anymore, they seem backward 
Keep it real old skool.
Keep it real old skool.
shesinparties:
i am confident about the getting drunk part, but the getting laid part is merely a pipe dream 
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shesinparties:
make willie proud 
shesinparties:
a friend of mine made a bong using a JarJar Binks coffee cup as the base. have to say it was pretty cool looking.
thank god for warp films, musiKvideo is still alive.
aphTw+CsCunham; ruberJhny
if you dont, you should know Chris Cunningham
aphTw+CsCunham; ruberJhny
if you dont, you should know Chris Cunningham
ok, this is where you roll your eyes at jaggy. the filth piggy comes out.
There's a an older gal at work named Charla that comes around , she's really really hot and is really fun. She asked me to go to lunch and we went to Chuys and got a bit tipsy at lunch. She wanted to go to her place to "sober up"...
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There's a an older gal at work named Charla that comes around , she's really really hot and is really fun. She asked me to go to lunch and we went to Chuys and got a bit tipsy at lunch. She wanted to go to her place to "sober up"...
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shesinparties:
dude, i have had so many guilt dinners served to me, that is the sure way to know your boy was doing something wrong, or at least thinking about it. 
shesinparties:
don't forget a healthy dose of kitty lickin' and a good hard guilt fuck, shuts them up every time
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shesinparties:
Jack Russell's are bad ass dogs, they are just now being accepted? weird........
shesinparties:
i probably should, gotta stay true to my irish heritage.
i may worship Satan and i may kill and eat live sacrificial goats in man's darkest domain (which is Lost Pines near Bastrop , TX..technically ) . However, i hate sick fucks who pray on kids. I was watchin MSNBC To Catch a Predator series. OOohh. to watch these low life maggot fucks get caught and start crying once the cops have the pinned down...
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jaggy:
holy hell, i needed to take a chll pill up in here. does anyone know how to do masonry? shit, i cant. i can't even build a gingerbread house i did for a kids christmas/birthday party.
you see, im not a bad fucko afterall.
you see, im not a bad fucko afterall.
monroe:
I know! My life as I know it will be over!
To Catch a Predator is fucking creepy as hell. All these dudes who seem so...normal. And so many of them!
To Catch a Predator is fucking creepy as hell. All these dudes who seem so...normal. And so many of them!
im back from chicago. holy hell. what kind of place is the north part of this country with ice and snow and the coldest wind i have ever felt. i was thinking i'd get back to 'corona n tequila' weather here in texas , but to my surprise, its more of the same wintery shit.
and i was a naughty nasty filthy little piggy over...
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shesinparties:
i just ate some spicy as fuck soup to warm me up, i will be feeling that later 
bebe:
well, hello there! 
bitchez, im about to go out of town on a bidnez trip . on the other end there are some crazy mofo's . so i gotta bad feeling im gonna be a bad lil jaggy.
haha. tonight some cute little college blonde bimbette was trying to make some money for her "collegiate volleyball team" ..whatever the fuck that means. the minimum was $120. FUCK NO....
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haha. tonight some cute little college blonde bimbette was trying to make some money for her "collegiate volleyball team" ..whatever the fuck that means. the minimum was $120. FUCK NO....
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shesinparties:
oh, i pictured it just how you did.
yeknomyknuf:
The elusive spoon has been bookmarked. Thanks for the link
todays heart warming moment:
me: "no , it would help if you shut the fuck up. you know brian, i wasnt talking to you. go home and fuck a melon."
Hahaha...my brother in law asked for it.
Well, I'm quiting my chef job. I'm not makng enough money. I'm going to be a self-employed contractor in software development and support. I can make an assload...
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me: "no , it would help if you shut the fuck up. you know brian, i wasnt talking to you. go home and fuck a melon."
Hahaha...my brother in law asked for it.
Well, I'm quiting my chef job. I'm not makng enough money. I'm going to be a self-employed contractor in software development and support. I can make an assload...
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shesinparties:
you were/are a chef? where?
shesinparties:
fuck yeah, camels rock.
my video to a song i call primatene
its filmed with a tiny spy camera. i walk around the house filming shit then make music out of it. only crazies do that shit.
its filmed with a tiny spy camera. i walk around the house filming shit then make music out of it. only crazies do that shit.
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anthea:
thanks for commenting my set 
shesinparties:
yeah, with moms you are pretty much damned if you do, damned if you don't, i will never figure my mom out 
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shesinparties:
have fun tomorrow when the fam shows up at the ass crack of dawn without being invited
shesinparties:
aw, poor mom. i get to go out to my liberal ass, cool as fuck aunt's house in Lago Vista and get all liquored up. my mom is not coming til sunday. i am going to play dumb and ask her how the elections came out. that could very well make her leave early. i always tell her to park her car with her "W" stickers far from my house
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shesinparties:
yeah, fuck boys in their butts!!! dude, i so wish i wasn't voilently allergic to weed........
shesinparties:
fuck tha po-po