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WHAT I DON’T LIKE ABOUT BEING OLD

Feb 26, 2017
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I don’t like that in order to see myself in the mirror I have to put glasses on and then I see all the blemishes…red nose and enlarged pores, whispy beard, yellow teeth, thinning hair etc.etc.

I don’t like that I have to wear glasses to look at porn and if I want to crack one out they’re going to steam up or if I’m humping the pillow they’re going to fall off or end up askew :-/

I don’t like waking up in the morning and not having a hard-on, not getting an instant hard-on when I see a girl I like, not getting inappropriate erections in public places…OK, so that could be embarrassing but I’d love to have that feature back again!

I don’t like not being noticed by girls in their twenties (and thirties?) and the assumption that, when they do see me, that I’m too old to be interested in getting dirty with them :-P

I don’t like the age stratification…she’s too young for you…Hey! I’m not looking for long-term here and I’m damn sure she isn’t - but she’ll get something different in the sack with me than she’s get from some 25 year old football jock…she might even find herself slinking back for more…

I can stand the aches and pains, the longer recovery from gym and sports injuries, the bruises, breaks and tears…these are badges of honour…I may be older than you but you’ve yet to prove you can last the course!

I’ve learnt to accept that where I used to look for the distant cyclist ahead of me and run him down that nowadays they’re all coming from behind me and giving a cheery wave as they go past X-(

HEY! I’m 61 in April and I’d still like to be fucking when I’m 90…live with it!

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