hey hows it goin y'all good,good
On wednesday I did too much exercise and what do I get for it a sore fuckin back
Anyway also on wednesday me and two other guys from work drew up a survey. We'll call them Twiddle dumb and Cletus, this is done to protect the guilty)
The survey pitted a female staff against another and some male staff members were asked who they'd rather play hide the sausage with. (Hey shut up it's what guys do when we're bored and I've heard girls are worse) anyway the card looked like this
EMI vs CATE
Most guys voted for cate, Cate is my angel my princessa 20 year old rubenesque beautiful flower, however I voted for Emi coz physically she's my idea of close to perfect. A voluptuous 5'2" raven-haired headbanger with tattoos
The only problem is Emi has the same personality as the zombies out of Dawn of the Dead but physically speaking she's hot
Emi
2nd matchup
GERARDINE vs WINNIE
This one pitted the two asian girlsThis was one hard decision. But gerardine got all the votes coz you just know that out of the work uniform. She is total seduction. Winnie is sooo cute but she too young and her voice makes my hearing aids go 'RRRRRRRRRR' Damn cute though. Winner gerardine got all the votes
3rd match up
Himasha vs Steph
Himasha a 5'11" rubenesque indian girl got most of the votes but I kinda get the feeling you'd be up for one long wild night if steph was in the right mood Winner himasha
KIRI vs AMELIA
Two hot young blondes go at this time. I forget who won but my vote went to Kiri.
CARLY vs HELEN
Carly lovely long jet black hair average body, if I was 8 years younger I would be in love with Carly so of course my vote went to her She took out the match with no oposition from Helen.
ERIN (manager) VS RACHAEL manager
A boob mans dream match, It was a tough call but I stayed true to my friend Rachel I think she took most of the votes but it was a close match. I think Rachel's prettier and she definately has biiger boobs. Winner ???
Either way I'd be in big booby HEAVEN
ELOISE is a manager no-oone llikes, I fucking hate her.. So I put her in a match
ELOISE vs BEAR TRAP
GIVE me some coronas the bear trap and I'll se ya in a few hours probably covered in blood and no penis, but I'd rather do that than insert my phallus into eloise. If I'm going to hell I know who's waiting there for me.
ETHERE WERE OTHER MATCHES BUT I'VE FORGOTTEN THEM
On wednesday I did too much exercise and what do I get for it a sore fuckin back
Anyway also on wednesday me and two other guys from work drew up a survey. We'll call them Twiddle dumb and Cletus, this is done to protect the guilty)
The survey pitted a female staff against another and some male staff members were asked who they'd rather play hide the sausage with. (Hey shut up it's what guys do when we're bored and I've heard girls are worse) anyway the card looked like this
EMI vs CATE
Most guys voted for cate, Cate is my angel my princessa 20 year old rubenesque beautiful flower, however I voted for Emi coz physically she's my idea of close to perfect. A voluptuous 5'2" raven-haired headbanger with tattoos
The only problem is Emi has the same personality as the zombies out of Dawn of the Dead but physically speaking she's hot
Emi
2nd matchup
GERARDINE vs WINNIE
This one pitted the two asian girlsThis was one hard decision. But gerardine got all the votes coz you just know that out of the work uniform. She is total seduction. Winnie is sooo cute but she too young and her voice makes my hearing aids go 'RRRRRRRRRR' Damn cute though. Winner gerardine got all the votes
3rd match up
Himasha vs Steph
Himasha a 5'11" rubenesque indian girl got most of the votes but I kinda get the feeling you'd be up for one long wild night if steph was in the right mood Winner himasha
KIRI vs AMELIA
Two hot young blondes go at this time. I forget who won but my vote went to Kiri.
CARLY vs HELEN
Carly lovely long jet black hair average body, if I was 8 years younger I would be in love with Carly so of course my vote went to her She took out the match with no oposition from Helen.
ERIN (manager) VS RACHAEL manager
A boob mans dream match, It was a tough call but I stayed true to my friend Rachel I think she took most of the votes but it was a close match. I think Rachel's prettier and she definately has biiger boobs. Winner ???
Either way I'd be in big booby HEAVEN
ELOISE is a manager no-oone llikes, I fucking hate her.. So I put her in a match
ELOISE vs BEAR TRAP
GIVE me some coronas the bear trap and I'll se ya in a few hours probably covered in blood and no penis, but I'd rather do that than insert my phallus into eloise. If I'm going to hell I know who's waiting there for me.
ETHERE WERE OTHER MATCHES BUT I'VE FORGOTTEN THEM
jctrue:
are you for real?