so let me tell you a little story
about my fat ass roommate who eats all my shit and steals things out of my room
so tonight i am more fed up than usual, because my boyfriend and i are on this diet (south beach diet) to help us lose a little weight and feel better physically etc, anyway, so as you may or may not know, there are more and more speciality foods at the grocery stores that cater to such diets, atkins, the zone etc, and these foods ARE NOT CHEAP. like a candy bar with no sugar etc, or special pasta sauce, you get the point.
so the other day i bought this box of 6 yes, SIX, "ice cream" bars, that were alright to eat on my diet, and i had one for desert one night, and then tonight after i got home from dinner i wanted to have one.
how many were left???
one.
ONE.
ONLY ONE.
now, let me back up a little bit and tell you (those of you who are still reading at this point) a little about this girl.
she is 26
she is bleach blonde
she is about five three or so
and about 100 pounds over weight
and fucking crazy
she is one of those girls that copies everything the people she knows do.
like the diet.
once she found out that i was on this diet, she decided to do it as well.
at first when i started this diet i was happy cause i knew she wouldnt eat any of my "diet" foods. Then she decided to do it too. and started eating all of my food, of course.
whenever i am talking about my diet to anyone and she is around, she has to but in and talk about how she is doing it too, or how we are doing it "together"
what??
together??
i decided to do this diet (besides the fact that some lady asked me when i was due the other day) to do it with my boyfriend. so i could be like a couple thing.
not with her.
oh, and by the way, im assuming that youve figured this out already, but we are roommates.
and we work together too.
yea, things keep getting worse dont they?
so, moving on from this whole diet issue, and food issue...
the other day i popped into work on my day off to get some money that she owed me, and i happened to see her ringing up a customer, and she was wearing MY RING!!!! one of my fancy (albeit fake) diamond rings.
just as i was about to say something after she was done with the customer, i noticed that she had taken it off.
she saw me in the store, and took the fucking ring off. like she never had it on at all. fucking crazy single white female style.
another example, i went to banana republic one day a few months ago and bought a few things that were on sale etc, spend some of my extra money.
the next day, she came home with the same bag and slippers.
i mean, the EXACT SAME slippers. in a size 10 (my size)
she wears a 7
and she owes various people $1000, but she spent money at BR on things that just dont make sense.
oh, and she never shuts up.
mmmmm, mm, dooo, do, bup bup bup, huhhuh, hmhmhm...
alll day long. just nonsense. or total recaps of everything shes done all day.
so i took the trash out, and scooped the cat box and cleaned the toilet, put the dishes away and vaccumed the hall way and put new paper on the toilet roll,
like, she is telling me this.
congratulations.
welcome to the real world.
you can go ahead and keep all that to yourself next time.
just like all the rest of us do EVERYDAY.
oh, she is also the LAZIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD
one time she had her friend drive her downtown to get my car, just so she could get a ride with me in the morning to work.
i could go on and on about it, but ill stop now.
you get the point.
oh and her cat is fucking fat as hell too.
about my fat ass roommate who eats all my shit and steals things out of my room
so tonight i am more fed up than usual, because my boyfriend and i are on this diet (south beach diet) to help us lose a little weight and feel better physically etc, anyway, so as you may or may not know, there are more and more speciality foods at the grocery stores that cater to such diets, atkins, the zone etc, and these foods ARE NOT CHEAP. like a candy bar with no sugar etc, or special pasta sauce, you get the point.
so the other day i bought this box of 6 yes, SIX, "ice cream" bars, that were alright to eat on my diet, and i had one for desert one night, and then tonight after i got home from dinner i wanted to have one.
how many were left???
one.
ONE.
ONLY ONE.
now, let me back up a little bit and tell you (those of you who are still reading at this point) a little about this girl.
she is 26
she is bleach blonde
she is about five three or so
and about 100 pounds over weight
and fucking crazy
she is one of those girls that copies everything the people she knows do.
like the diet.
once she found out that i was on this diet, she decided to do it as well.
at first when i started this diet i was happy cause i knew she wouldnt eat any of my "diet" foods. Then she decided to do it too. and started eating all of my food, of course.
whenever i am talking about my diet to anyone and she is around, she has to but in and talk about how she is doing it too, or how we are doing it "together"
what??
together??
i decided to do this diet (besides the fact that some lady asked me when i was due the other day) to do it with my boyfriend. so i could be like a couple thing.
not with her.
oh, and by the way, im assuming that youve figured this out already, but we are roommates.
and we work together too.
yea, things keep getting worse dont they?
so, moving on from this whole diet issue, and food issue...
the other day i popped into work on my day off to get some money that she owed me, and i happened to see her ringing up a customer, and she was wearing MY RING!!!! one of my fancy (albeit fake) diamond rings.
just as i was about to say something after she was done with the customer, i noticed that she had taken it off.
she saw me in the store, and took the fucking ring off. like she never had it on at all. fucking crazy single white female style.
another example, i went to banana republic one day a few months ago and bought a few things that were on sale etc, spend some of my extra money.
the next day, she came home with the same bag and slippers.
i mean, the EXACT SAME slippers. in a size 10 (my size)
she wears a 7
and she owes various people $1000, but she spent money at BR on things that just dont make sense.
oh, and she never shuts up.
mmmmm, mm, dooo, do, bup bup bup, huhhuh, hmhmhm...
alll day long. just nonsense. or total recaps of everything shes done all day.
so i took the trash out, and scooped the cat box and cleaned the toilet, put the dishes away and vaccumed the hall way and put new paper on the toilet roll,
like, she is telling me this.
congratulations.
welcome to the real world.
you can go ahead and keep all that to yourself next time.
just like all the rest of us do EVERYDAY.
oh, she is also the LAZIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD
one time she had her friend drive her downtown to get my car, just so she could get a ride with me in the morning to work.
i could go on and on about it, but ill stop now.
you get the point.
oh and her cat is fucking fat as hell too.
No, it is really bad when you have to stress about your stuff being stolen.
Still, I appreciated your story.