jadednerdgirl

Photo story time about Shrubs
Ni
Ni
Ni


I found a packaged shrub


I tear it open with my teeth
aha there is two.
Twins
We all know identical twins are hot


GAHR!


Yum


I feel like a zombified carpet muncher


YAHR!

ok... shrub one is no more
This Shrub is NO MORE.
It has cease to be

Now shrub two has had a peaceful day traveling with my companion and I. She had wonderful adventures with us.

Now I can't devour her
I feel attached to this shrubbery
its a very fine shrubbery indeed
I got her from Roger the Shrubber
He's a good man
Ni

So I decided to free the other.
I am a good samaritan sometimes


pokey poke poke


lick lickety mc lick


she's off to freedom


she didn't want to leave me after all our bliss
so I poked her with the stick

go shrub go

GO shrub GO!


no shrubbery *sob*
don't jump
I didn't mean to poke you like that
all I wanted was for you to have a happy life of freedom
you don't want my fast city girl kinda life
you even match my green nail polish
that accentuate my skin tone
No shrub
don't do it
I love you too much
I am a lover of shrubs


Even a hardened soul
like jojo cried

RIP my dear shrubbery.
Love the jadednerdgirl

sorry with all my seriousness I needed something light.
and sorry for all the references

oh on the good note I made my exroommate pay for half of next months rent to allow him off the lease so I have time to try to come up with a battle plan.