jacquesdemolay

So last night I went out to a bar with some friends. Nothing unusual there; but I ran into an old friend of mine. This is somebody who I see around a lot, but don't really know all that well. In any case, he invited me to join the Freemasons. This was probably one of the oddest things that could have resulted from this situation. Why in god's name whould I be considerd Mason material? I don't get it. Oh well, whatever.

In other news, Christina Aguilera married a guy named Jordan Bratman, who bears a creepy resemblance to myself. Cosmopolitan Magazine published a photo of the happy couple with the caption "How did he get her?" That is correct, Cosmo said that I am ugly.
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