jacobdeckard

Good morning, Me. It is likely that We are the only ones reading this. It is also likely that I will die soon. Not in the sense of actually dying. As in body. floor. defecate. casper. so on so forth. It is likely that I will die in the sense that I will no longer be Colin. This is bs, you say? Oh ho, I think yes. But only because YOU, sir, are an ass. and I would expect no less of you.
Yeah yeah, love you too.
Moving on.
Yes, I see the xbox across the room. Fallout 3 waiting seductively inside of it. Like it's our little secret. Like your girlfriend at a party, and you look at her from across the room, she gives you that look. That look that says I'm not wearing any underwear and this skirt isn't just for show. It's convenience.
Damn you xbox.
Were you a woman you would be . . . built by Microsoft. The red ring of death brings whole new meaning.
. . . I can't believe you, Me. Only you. No wonder you don't have a girlfriend.
Suck it, Me. You made me loose my philosophical thoughts.
right.
Really, it was going to be deep.
yeah, mm. I'm sure.
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I'm sure it was going to be amazing.
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sorry.
thank you.
yeah.
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you want to go to bed?
sure.
k.