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saw return of the king sat. night on a mix of acid and klonopin... a very pleasant combination but i couldn't seem to concentrate on the movie. i'll have to spend yet another 8 bucks to see it again sober. still, had a fantastic time running around with Dr. Skiffy wearing not much more than a pink lacey nightgown and fuzzy slippers while carrying a...
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holdena:
I went over... well, maybe over a year and a half without brushing or ctting my hair. It tooks about 30 seconds to get all the tangles out when it finally came time for a hair cut. I was always amazed at how nice my hair stayed...

By thew ay, why do you drink?
eleph666:
Acid, eh? I havn't seen that fella around for a while. I've been growing plants to replace the cool guy. I'm glad you had fun, I would have been rather scared to see anyone with a machette on that. As long as there's no dead bodies.....
I guess it's safe.

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so, last night my dearest lover and ally,one Dr. Skiffy, was going down on me and i was struggling to have an orgasm (through no fault of my partner) when the weird guy in the basement (an older gentleman that smokes alot of pot and talks in his sleep) yells through the floor something about yours truely being a "whore". okay, so i get so...
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eleph666:
First see if he has split personalities. If not kick him in the balls.


Oh, and don't forget to smile. smile

[Edited on Dec 20, 2003 8:28AM]
eleph666:
Hay, u wulden't happan 2 have "Sylvie and Bruno" by Lewis Carroll at yer werk wuld ya. whatever
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i had a dream the other night that spock from star trek cut off my legs with a chainsaw, and then i realised i was dreaming and they grew back. i wonder what carl jung would have to say about that?
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jackyo:
my favorite is pretty
typical, brkfst-o-champs. i wrote an essay (well, haven't finished it. my greatest flaw.) comparing that book with the tao te ching and kundera's unbearable lightness of being. sounds wierd, i know, but it really does make sense if you look at it in the right way. anyway, good luck with the library job. if you have a college degree you can get one of the higher paying positions but otherwise you'll get stuck shelving books for minimum wage. but, hey, it's better than flippin' burgers. it's a pretty burocratic process applying at a public library, which sucks, but be persistant. fuck corporate bookstores! don't do it comrad! puke
jackyo:
to darkendskie-
which qt? i used to live off of westport rd so i went to the one there pretty frequently. but i moved east of main so i go to that one now. although not very often because i switched from tailormade's to rollies. why do you ask? are you one of those corporate sluts that calls people "buddy" etc. all night? (just kidding) wink.

[Edited on Dec 19, 2003 4:27PM]
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ARRR!!!
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eleph666:
ARRR!!! ARRR!!! ARRR!!!

[Edited on Dec 17, 2003 4:57AM]
beryn:
robot robot robot
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ooo aaa