jackwolfe

I was walking home from school one day when I saw Danny standing there. I tried to show him my dirty underwear. He showed me his, and nothing could compare. Then he said, "YOU'RE UGLY! What the fuck did that to you? YOU'RE UGLY! And I bet your mom is too! YOU'RE UGLY! Man, what's with that do? You're ugly because you're ugly."

I kinda wonder when I think back to those days, why did all the boys get scared and run away? So I looked into the mirror to see if it was true ... and my reflection looked at me like it was scared too and it said, "YOU'RE UGLY! What the fuck did that to you? YOU'RE UGLY! And I bet your mom is too! YOU'RE UGLY! Man, what's with that do? You're ugly because you're ugly."

Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love. His name was Danny and he looked so good one day in his plaid Tuff Skins. And every day after school I'd go pick him up at his classroom. And one day these 3 little girls came out right before he did. This one girl named Heidi Weller had a handful of pumpkin seeds. And I said, "Let me see those pumpkin seeds." And she said, "No." And I grabbed her hand and I said, "LET ME SEE THOSE PUMPKIN SEEDS NOW, BITCH!" And I looked at them, and they had Danny Irwing's name written on each and every one of those damn pumpkin seeds and I said, "HEY BITCH! THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND! WHY DO YOU HAVE MY BOYFRIEND'S NAME WRITTEN ON ALL YOUR PUMPKIN SEEDS? I'M GONNA HAVE TO KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS, BITCH!" And you know what she had the nerve to say to me!? She said, "YOU'RE UGLY! What the fuck did that to you? YOU'RE UGLY! And I bet your mom is too! YOU'RE UGLY! Man, what's with that do? You're ugly because you're ugly."

And then I told her to turn around and bend over and I gave her another crack in her ass.