jackwolfe

One night, the phases of the moon got together and had a little dialogue ...


New Moon: What's happening?
Crescent Moon: I think I found something.

Half Moon: You found us.

Gibbous Moon: Where's the rest of us?
Full Moon: Don't worry, I'm right here.
Gibbous Moon: Well, you can't ALWAYS be there, you know.

Half Moon: Gibbous Moon is right. We have to rely on each other.

Crescent Moon: The darkness is coming.
New Moon: We'll never survive!
Crescent Moon: Do not fret, in every darkness there shines a little light.

Half Moon: Come along, you two, we're only halfway there.

Gibbous Moon: It can't be too much further ...
Full Moon: You're all retarded. I already found it.
Gibbous Moon: Pride comes before the fall, you know.

Half Moon: Don't call us retarded. We're all important in our own way, even you.

Crescent Moon: Sometimes the fall into dissent is necessary for growth.
New Moon: It's not what we've found that's important, anyways. It's what we haven't found.
Crescent Moon: As long as we're not completely lost, that is.

Half Moon: Good thinking.

Gibbous Moon: We might finally be working as a team now.
Full Moon: We've ALWAYS been working as a team, hasn't it been obvious the whole time? ... wait, was the New Moon just trying to be helpful?
Gibbous Moon: IT'S A TRAP!

Half Moon: Calm down. Nobody is trapping anybody else if I have anything to say about it!

Crescent Moon: Too late for that, we're all trapped, each in our own way.
New Moon: I just hope they don't find out what I REALLY think about them ... wait, I don't even know what I really think ...
Crescent Moon: Well, we're all a little strange.

Half Moon: But we're also all alright.

Gibbous Moon: Even though we're always found wanting.
Full Moon: Maybe YOU'RE confused, strange, okay, and wanting ... I'm just me.


(If you want to know which one you are, just let me know your date of birth.)