jackwolfe

Dear chat,

Oh the clever
things I should say to you
They got stuck somewhere
Stuck between me and you

Oh Im nervous
I dont know what to do
Light a cigarette
I only smoke when Im with you

What the hell do I do this for?
Youre just another chat
OK, youre kind of sexy
But youre not really special

But I wont mind
If you take me home
Come on, take me home

I wont mind
if you take off all your clothes
Come on, take them off

Cause I like you so much better when youre naked
I like me so much better when youre naked
I like you so much better when youre naked
I like me so much better when youre naked



Daaaaaaaaaaaayyy ... after daaaaaaaayy ....



It almost seems like you're avoiding me. I'm okay alone but you got somethin' I need ... well ...



Oh, and keep the dinosaurs away from your spaceships, or else this might happen:



...

what am I doing?

...

love notes are for sissies!

Let's try this again ... ahem ...




Dear chat,

I hate your stinking guts.

You make me vomit.

You are scum between my toes.

Love,

Jack