jackthegirl

probably i have a new favourite movie. my boy and i watched blue hawaii last night. such kitsch.

"he just stormed outta the house! didn't even give his mama some goodnight suga!"
"sarah lee, sometimes i could wring your fool neck."

ha ha! ah! ha ha ha! oh sarah lee. you crazy bitch.

so in other news, i've decided to become an elvis-movie girl. i will grow out my hair, pluck my eyebrows into ridiculous arches, wear red lipstick ALL the time, and walk around in blouses and pencil skirts. you will be able to tell the whole of my character from every single thing I say. I will sing back up on everything, and look dazzling in a bathing suit. I will be the sweetest of temptresses, and lure tanned, greased young things away from their girlfriends.

i don't care what anybody says. I'D fuck mick jagger.

cajun boys are ridiculously sexy. the kind of sexy that you look at and say "that's ridiculous".

love dangerously.

i might open up a personal website again, just for fucks and giggles. it will be called "roarbuffalo"and i will post my dull poetry on there.

did you know that buffalos can get up to sixty miles per hour in one stride?

they can also jump over horses if they're so inclined.

yeah.

buffalos are totally punk rock.

i'm totally adding a photo folder in my "pics" for buffalo