the.......LUNCH BLOG!!!!!
yay.
short one today kids.
What: turkey, stuffing, corn, green beans, yeast rolls, mashed potatoes, and gravy. Plus some weird 50's dessert thing I wouldn't eat.
Where: My weekly Rotary club meeting. Thaas roit bichees, I sayd ROE-try.
We meet in the Library meeting room. Anyone ever been in a small library, you know the kinda place. Clean, but VERY beige. Paper plates, nappies, etc. Sweet tea (eeyoo :puke
, lemonade from crystals, and THANK GOD tap water.
Little foil packets of salad dressing.
You all get the idea.
But this caterer lady...she can COOK.
Honest to god REAL turkey, white meat and dark, cooked till still juicy. No joke. Dressing that i could SWEAR was homemade. Mashed potatoes, thick and glutiny. Canned beans, but cooked all day with pork. Are you drooling yet? Roasted corn casserole. REAL gravy, with little bits of meat in it. Warm yeast rolls. Oh god. I think I just came. In other words...this meal was good.
So what's with the weirdass white glop with the "strawberry sauce" for dessert? It looks like pounds of powdered sugar, angel food cake, Kool Whip, reindeer jizz, little bits of elf, and some old bread crusts were blended in a blender, and scooped out with an ice cream scoop onto a tray. The strawberry sauce was frozen strawberries in some red goo that looked like slightly congealed blood. If someone had taken Mr and Mrs Claws, cut their throats, hung them upside down to drain into a bucket, added a little Coumadin to impede coagulation, then added some frozen strawberries as an afterthought, you'd have this.
I didn't eat it.
But damn, y'all, turkey and DRESSING.
6 of 10. The turkey was kinda cold.
*** after reading these lunch posts, it has become perfectly apparent how I have become one of THESE
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yay.
short one today kids.
What: turkey, stuffing, corn, green beans, yeast rolls, mashed potatoes, and gravy. Plus some weird 50's dessert thing I wouldn't eat.
Where: My weekly Rotary club meeting. Thaas roit bichees, I sayd ROE-try.
We meet in the Library meeting room. Anyone ever been in a small library, you know the kinda place. Clean, but VERY beige. Paper plates, nappies, etc. Sweet tea (eeyoo :puke
, lemonade from crystals, and THANK GOD tap water.Little foil packets of salad dressing.
You all get the idea.
But this caterer lady...she can COOK.
Honest to god REAL turkey, white meat and dark, cooked till still juicy. No joke. Dressing that i could SWEAR was homemade. Mashed potatoes, thick and glutiny. Canned beans, but cooked all day with pork. Are you drooling yet? Roasted corn casserole. REAL gravy, with little bits of meat in it. Warm yeast rolls. Oh god. I think I just came. In other words...this meal was good.
So what's with the weirdass white glop with the "strawberry sauce" for dessert? It looks like pounds of powdered sugar, angel food cake, Kool Whip, reindeer jizz, little bits of elf, and some old bread crusts were blended in a blender, and scooped out with an ice cream scoop onto a tray. The strawberry sauce was frozen strawberries in some red goo that looked like slightly congealed blood. If someone had taken Mr and Mrs Claws, cut their throats, hung them upside down to drain into a bucket, added a little Coumadin to impede coagulation, then added some frozen strawberries as an afterthought, you'd have this.
I didn't eat it.
But damn, y'all, turkey and DRESSING.
6 of 10. The turkey was kinda cold.
*** after reading these lunch posts, it has become perfectly apparent how I have become one of THESE
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jemerlies:
That is GREAT! Thanks for the link- I love it!
aesirr:
Thanks man.