So I've been tagged.
By the lovely, and wicked wicked wicked ShellyMC.
So here 'tis.
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
If I were to believe in a sentient uberbeing called "God", he/she/it would have spent extra time on: Regan whose intelligence, wit, and vitality are extraordinary- dogs and other canines- woods, forested hills, Eastern Kentucky, etc.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
I'd start a war for social equality and justice in the US, and for a return to true democratic/republican principles. i culd expound in more detail if necessary.
The propaganda machine would label me an "enemy combatant" and average citizens would accept it because they're lulled to somnolence by bread and circuses.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
Harrison Ford bred with Phillip Seymour Hoffman would play me, and my lover (the little woman... heh heh) would be a cross of Dawn french and Scarlett Johanson.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
Eeeewwww.... I'd want it all to go away....
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
or
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
Girls, I guess.... how is this different?
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
Which time?
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
There are far to many of those!
However....
My 22nd birthday was spent in New Orleans.We went out around 9:00. Didn't get back til about 6:00, which I don't remember. What I DO remember is coming to and finding myself locked in the bathroom (apparently did it myself), lying face down in the tub with the water running full blast with all my clothes on, while my friend Langan attempted to come in through the window to rescue me from "drowning".
the previous 9 hours filled with various recollections of girls, clubs, drinks, wandering french Quarter streets by myself at 3 in the morning, etc.
Good times.
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
Chocolate, booze, and underwear.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Beelzebub? Mammon?
I don't know.
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
The declaration of Independence and the Constitution.
Or someting else.
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
Right now. Probably 235. Eech.
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
Yep. This one time... at a Reenactment... only a coupleof months ago in fact. Drunker than i had been in LONG years, I stumbled between two merchant tents, barked my shins on the tent stakes, puked on right behind them, and stumbled 100 yds to my own tent and passed out. Couldn't get up the next day until about 3 pm.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
It's very, very rare.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
1) I've have sat on the same stage as Johnny Depp and Hunter Thompson.
2) I have released an album of original music.
3) I have size 12 feet.
4) I have a lovely hobby farm.
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
One of my girls.
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
What do I cook her every night? Oh, special meal, I see.
Coq au Vin, Root vegetable casserole, and trifle or cheesecake.
Something like that.
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
Sheep.
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
Huge Pre-Raphaelite fan and dutch masters, but one of my favs is this-
It's called Scotland Forever, by Lady Elizabeth Butler.
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
Yep. I would. And I think she would hurt me...
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
Dogs.
Like these:
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
Blue. No, red... aaaahhhhhaaahhhh!!!
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
No ball gags for me please.
The hollows between a womans hips and belly.
When my girl is next to me, touching me... yow!!
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
Ten. This is SG after all.
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
Not at all to me- bit claustrophobic. Bit it can be sexy to hand your will over to someone else, if you trust them.
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
Fill em when you're done.
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
The ribbons of flesh removed from my back.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
Then i'm a fucking whore...
Luckily for me, they are both the same person.
And I agree with M'shell- after a while, pure sex don't cut it. How can you fuck someone if youv'e learned to hate them for some reason. Intellectual stimulation please.
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
Poseur, or conservative nazi.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner
If I were, we'd probably take turns.
There you have it folks. Ain't that fun?
I tag
Almalthia, 4stella4star, Merry, and Katrina
Have fun kids!!
And i am tagging Vindice too.
By the lovely, and wicked wicked wicked ShellyMC.
So here 'tis.
1. As *nsync would say, God must have spent a little more time on you. What, exactly, did God spend more time on?
If I were to believe in a sentient uberbeing called "God", he/she/it would have spent extra time on: Regan whose intelligence, wit, and vitality are extraordinary- dogs and other canines- woods, forested hills, Eastern Kentucky, etc.
2. If you had to start your own war against something, what would it be and why? Also, what would the protestors do in protest, to show they think your war is evil?
I'd start a war for social equality and justice in the US, and for a return to true democratic/republican principles. i culd expound in more detail if necessary.
The propaganda machine would label me an "enemy combatant" and average citizens would accept it because they're lulled to somnolence by bread and circuses.
3. In the movie of your life, who would play you and who would play your lover?
Harrison Ford bred with Phillip Seymour Hoffman would play me, and my lover (the little woman... heh heh) would be a cross of Dawn french and Scarlett Johanson.
4. What flavor of diet coke do you next want?
Eeeewwww.... I'd want it all to go away....
5. Insert picture of what you think is the best.hair.ever.
or
6. If girls had penises and boys had vaginas, who would you date/fuck?
Girls, I guess.... how is this different?
7. Have you ever farted in public? if so, what were the circumstances?
Which time?
8. Tell one crazy I cant believe how drunk I was story.
There are far to many of those!
However....
My 22nd birthday was spent in New Orleans.We went out around 9:00. Didn't get back til about 6:00, which I don't remember. What I DO remember is coming to and finding myself locked in the bathroom (apparently did it myself), lying face down in the tub with the water running full blast with all my clothes on, while my friend Langan attempted to come in through the window to rescue me from "drowning".
the previous 9 hours filled with various recollections of girls, clubs, drinks, wandering french Quarter streets by myself at 3 in the morning, etc.
Good times.
9. Ideal Christmas stocking?
Chocolate, booze, and underwear.
10. Who is Britney Spears soul mate?
Beelzebub? Mammon?
I don't know.
11. What is the one book you think everyone should read?
The declaration of Independence and the Constitution.
Or someting else.
12. At your heaviest, how much did you weigh? Liar.
Right now. Probably 235. Eech.
13. Ever puked and run? Tell us your story, then join our club. http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=puke_and_run
Yep. This one time... at a Reenactment... only a coupleof months ago in fact. Drunker than i had been in LONG years, I stumbled between two merchant tents, barked my shins on the tent stakes, puked on right behind them, and stumbled 100 yds to my own tent and passed out. Couldn't get up the next day until about 3 pm.
14. Tell one too tired to finish masturbating story, then join our club.
http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=2tired2finish
It's very, very rare.
15. Write down three true facts, and one lie. Don't tell us which one is the lie.
1) I've have sat on the same stage as Johnny Depp and Hunter Thompson.
2) I have released an album of original music.
3) I have size 12 feet.
4) I have a lovely hobby farm.
16. Insert your favorite cute/cuddly picture (just to make us smile).
One of my girls.
17. If you cooked a dinner for someone you were head over heels in love with, what would you cook?
What do I cook her every night? Oh, special meal, I see.
Coq au Vin, Root vegetable casserole, and trifle or cheesecake.
Something like that.
18. If you had to write something on your forehead and walk around with it all day, what would it be?
Sheep.
19. What is your favorite piece of art, and would you please post a picture of it below?
Huge Pre-Raphaelite fan and dutch masters, but one of my favs is this-
It's called Scotland Forever, by Lady Elizabeth Butler.
20. Would you have sex with Xena, Warrior Princess? What would it be like? Also, if you said no, are you crazy? What are your reasons for declining?
Yep. I would. And I think she would hurt me...
21. Whats your favorite animal? show us.
Dogs.
Like these:
22. If you were a color, what color would you be? Why?
Blue. No, red... aaaahhhhhaaahhhh!!!
23. What turns you on? If it invovles a ball gag, please describe.
No ball gags for me please.
The hollows between a womans hips and belly.
When my girl is next to me, touching me... yow!!
24. On a scale of 1 to 10, how dumb is it to decline the above question by answering 'that's too personal' ?
Ten. This is SG after all.
25. Why are ball gags sexy?
Not at all to me- bit claustrophobic. Bit it can be sexy to hand your will over to someone else, if you trust them.
26. Do you have any personal opinions on ice trays?
Fill em when you're done.
27. What's the most painful thing you've ever had done to you/done to another person during sex?
The ribbons of flesh removed from my back.
28. If you had to be stranded for the rest of your life on a desert island and pick one person to go with you, would you pick someone you could really talk to or someone who gave you the best sex of your life? If you say both, youre a fucking whore.
Then i'm a fucking whore...
Luckily for me, they are both the same person.
And I agree with M'shell- after a while, pure sex don't cut it. How can you fuck someone if youv'e learned to hate them for some reason. Intellectual stimulation please.
29. What is the biggest insult someone could tell you?
Poseur, or conservative nazi.
30. If you were/are a big dyke, would you wear the strap on or would your partner
If I were, we'd probably take turns.
There you have it folks. Ain't that fun?
I tag
Almalthia, 4stella4star, Merry, and Katrina
Have fun kids!!
And i am tagging Vindice too.
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Ok, I just saw Brokeback Mountain tonight so I'm recommending it. It was pretty stellar.