jacksalt

Hmm..we have a webspace page at www.myspace.com/grotesqueburlesque and a website at www.grotesqueburlesque.com

Her name is Daphne.

The wilderness pictures are form the St.Croix River in WI,,glad you like them. There would have been more but due to a canoe flip that had absolutely nothing to do with my steering skills the camera was damaged.

Oh here is my survey.


WRATH

1. Who did you last get angry with?
-Someone at work.

2. What is your weapon of choice?:
-My brainmeats, if that doesn't work steel toed boots..

3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
- Hell yes, know any?

4. How about of the same sex?:
- They'd have to be really nice, most guys are dicks.

5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? -I honestly don't know.

6. What is your pet peeve?:
- Phony Native American practices, not knowing how to sew but coming to a fabric store and asking me to do it for you.

7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?:
-I can let them go, but I can remember them just in case.


SLOTH

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?
- Look for a new job, I've been lazy.

2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?:
-10 days in a coma, oh and yes you do dream.

3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but havent?
- I need to call my Grandmother.

4. What is the last lame excuse you made?:
- I just took the puppy out, you clean the catbox dear.

5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?:
- Yes, I should have done something, anything else but yes.

6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?:
- Today, have to see how fast I can run 1.5 miles. I have to pass a physical fitness test to become a Conservation Officer.

7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?:
- Reset the alarm, sleep is good.

GLUTTONY

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?:
- Iced Mocha

2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?:
- Chicken, Turkey, beef but rarely, Buffalo is awesome.

3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?:
- Enough to wake up in the middle of nowhere in a cornfield.

4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?:
- No

5. Do you have an issue with your weight?:
- Yes but I shouldn't Im a stick but its some strange women thing to think you could always loose five pounds.

6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?:
- Mmmm food

7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?:
- Ive thought about eating one of our cats, he is annoying.

LUST

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?:
- Tons

2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?:
- Plenty, whats a bonfire party without some nakedness.

3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?:
- definitely

4. Have you had sex?:
- yes

5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?:
- eyes

6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?:
- yes

7. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy?:
- Yes

GREED

1. How many credit cards do you own?:
- 3 unfortunately

2. What's your guilty pleasure store?:
- I'm a cheap bastard and won't buy anything for myself.

3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
- Move, to the middle of nowhere in WI.

4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?:
- Rich, so I could move to the middle of nowhere.

5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?:
- Only if it was outside.

6. Have you ever stolen anything?:
- Yes

7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?:
- None.


PRIDE

1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?:
- Graduated.

2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
- Not gotten arrested.

3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life?:
-Live in the woods, raise chickens. Im simple.

4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?:
- Yes, if I cared about the race.

5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?:
- Yes

6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?:
- no

7. What did you do today that you're proud of?:
- Played with my New PUPPY

ENVY

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?:
- Acreage, in the wilderness.

2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces":
- Why?

3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?:
- I'd be a bear.

4. Have you ever been cheated on?:
- Yeah- with a cheerleader. What the fuck it would have been okay but a freaking CHEERLEADER.

5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?:
- Yes

6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?:
- To be double jointed.

7. Do you wish you'd come up with this survey?:
- no

Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?:
- They are all appealing at times.

well sir, it appears as though you should be on my friends list. If you'll accept of course. It is rare for me to find people who know what I mean when I say something. Lots of people would chalk what I said off as some emo waaa give me love bullshit. You however know exactly what I mean. I think that too many people are so blinded by ignorance that they don't see the positivity in my negativity, and that is going to get us nowhere. Thank you for seeing it my way.

You should absolutely reacquaint yourself with the gits. This would be a better place if Mia was still here.

Now i'm going to be craving Papayas all day
That and the need to travel more.
Hope you guys are feeling better!

Actually they didn't fire her....at least not yet.
I work the front desk at a veterinary clinic.
So yes it's a health field for non humans
The patients are much cuter.
Hope you and your wife are feeling better.
I had a little relapse today, and i have a feeling its going to take another week for this to get out of my system

Thank you.

You obviously got very spoiled yesterday!
Your film choices were excellent, i am a huge Christopher Guest fan as well.
I love the fact that he always works with the same ensemble cast and pretty much lets them improv. They work so well off each other.
"Yeah....but this one goes to eleven"
Glad to hear that your wife has given you the gift of music all over again.
Funny to think how far technology has taken us since we were younger, i still remember the day of eight tracks.
Keep me informed regarding your personal opinion on the brandy vs. whiskey debate.
and feel better soon.

I tried one half of a fencing lesson. Maybe I'd do better with a better teacher. I want to learn how to use a bow and arrow. Pointy shiny things are fun.

Happy birthday!

happy birthday man.

Happy to hear it went well.
Still out in n.y.c, heading back tomm.
We came for the fun....thankfully no business.
Except the business of eating everything in sight.
Talk soon, hope you had a nice halloween!

Hope you are doing okay
I am currently sick, and feeling extremely sorry for myself.
At least i had taken this week off from work, so hopefully i will have this virus gone from my system by the time i have to go back to work.
What have you been up to?

We still have lots of stuff coming up.

The store sounds wonderful (as does the coat!)
Have you given it to her yet?
And i have to apologize about my ignorance when it comes to irish cuisine, but what exactly is white and black pudding?
Is it anything like blood pudding?
I do know what the bangers are....so i got that going for me

I'm on the same page as you there
so you have my sincere empathy on this one
and when you get the answer, please share it with me cause im on that quest as well....
Thanks for the befriending

Seeing that you are a fan of poetry....do you write any yourself?