jackrabbitslimm

Spoiler: I'm a whiny drunk bitch below!

I think i'm single again.
I haven't heard from the girl I'm suppose to be seeing in 6 days.
No text, no email, no voicemails returned.

Bah its no surprise. This happens so damn often I should be use to it by now
Like Mike Ness, this is the story of my life.

Here is a basic criteria of what I'm looking for, which doesn't seem to me to be too demanding:
Looking for someone who can:
watch movies very often,
put up with social anxiety,
likes to drink,
happens to be quite busty,
likes to bitch about random things none of us can change,
bike around minneapolis when the situation calls for it,
listen most if not all the musical acts listed below in the favorite music section,
are relatively drama free,
can put up with someone who is slowly getting his shit together,
enjoys long sleeps,
enjoys various sexual endeavors,
has tattoos,
willing to listen to random knowledge that won't really impact your life,
like to be needed,
can put up with a picky eater,
looking to settle down,
collect vinyl records,
doesn't smoke pot regularly,
likes dogs,
dislikes the Beatles,
can be big spoon or little spoon,
likes me being all overly gentlemanly,

I mean I'm no picnic but then again everyone has issues so I'm more than willing to take on someone elses problems too.
I must be asking for way too much because I get nothing but pain and abandonment with this criteria.
I blame it on the Beatles.... hahaha
I can wait for nothing more than when I have someone that I can sleep next to and feel them breathe in and out as i pass out into dreamland.
Bah, i guess i'm just one of those hopeless romantics that never get what they really want.
I'll end up settling for a girl who bosses me around or makes me feel like ass, like i've dealt with before.
If only you can get what you really want.
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