jackrabbitslimm

"Is That my Espresso Machine?".. "Well...uh..we fuckin' stole it, man"

I came out of work last night and found my truck door was ajar and the cab of it looked like a badger and a mongoose had a knock down, drag out fight inside it. The seats were pushed forward and stuff was all moved around. Then I dawned on me, my two books of music were missing. "Oh, shit! Swamp leeches. Everybody, check for swamp leeches, and pull them off... nobody else got hit? I'm the only one? What's the deal?" sonuvabitch!
"Some crooked fuckers broke into my sealab" to quote Captain Alistair Hennessey. "I'm so pissed I could spit"
They only took, from what I can tell, my two books of cds which is approximately about $2000 worth of music if each cd was 10 dollars. They also took my Ipod charger and cell phone car charger. However they left my visor sleeve of cds and the cds in their individual cases. "Those fucking amateurs. You left your dog, you idiots!"
This is slightly a silver lining because this the music I listen to the most lately. So this looks like this was a rush job, a grab n go type affair.
The shitkicker on this is that there wasn't any forced entry, so that tells me that either when I hit my lock button it didn't take or my seatbelt strap got caught in the door and it didn't allow it to lock properly. So filling out a police report probably won't do much good. I'm going to try anyway but still. Not like their gonna catch the "crooked fuckers"
"I'm gonna have to start locking my effing door."
As mad as I am that my cds got jacked, I keep thinking and speaking about it in Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou quotes. Paraphrasing to fit the situation.
Like last night after I got home from work I was not happy and I went out with Dan and I kept thinking " Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that stole my cds and destroy it." And I then I proceeded to go on an overnight drunk.
I suppose this type of shit is bound to happen. Another good thing is that they didn't break my window to get in, then I'd have one more thing to have to deal with.
Sometimes life does imitate art. At least they didn't take my bond company stooge or make soup out of my research turtles. Otherwise I would have to raid their island and really get A squad on their pirate asses.
Sonuvabitch!