jackrabbitslimm

i never fucking do these but what the fuck, why not



1.EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT Ring?
nope but given one once
2.LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
3 years
3.LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
5000 dollars from my Grandpa when he died
4.EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
magnet hands
5.WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
yesterday, rode my bike
6.THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
movies...
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got fired from my job today. bullshit, so did my roommate. ass!!!!!

After November 19th i will be leaving SG. I just don't have the time to hang out on the internet all day looking for curvy inked up girls like I once did.
Plus the site has slowed down a bunch in the boards. So i just think it might be time to move on. I will miss getting to see those amazing pictures of Shannondanger...
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I went and played kickball last night. Drunken kickball is a blast. I ended up missing a catch and tumbled backwards scraping up my elbow. Its was hilarious. I got to meet some sweet ass people.
Met up with the Summer after and we biked over to the Triple Rock and danced to 90's mix shit.
Then Summer and i took a bike ride over...
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This is the gist of my past saturday night. Most excitement I've seen in a few months. Hope you enjoy...

Memento Style......
Went to sleep....
Watched the sun come up on the bridge overlooking I-94 and Downtown...
I found a dollar biking home at 5:20am in the morning....
I made out with Tasha for like two hours and left before we did anything past make...
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last night blah blah blah

currently taking new girlfriend applications, i already posted this in the PSW but I'll repost it again. I'll bold the really important parts. This is half joking and half serious.

Hairy 26 year old slacker/movie geek/cinema manager/whiskey hound/extremely amateur writer who is pretty laid back seeks his curvy little bride of frankenstein who will do some of the following with me:
drink
bowl-is a must...
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ok, well i pretty much have to say that Miss Amazing is the most beautiful girl I've ever come across. Ever. If there was an alternate reality I'd be in Canada and happy. She is a blast to talk to. A-mazing. I hope everyone else realized just how awesome she is. ok I'm going to shut up now so I don't get myself in trouble....
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MPLS crackheads broke into my car again. This time they broke the freakin window. ANd they ripped out my dome light.
Cocksuckers.
What the fuck people.

"Is That my Espresso Machine?".. "Well...uh..we fuckin' stole it, man"

I came out of work last night and found my truck door was ajar and the cab of it looked like a badger and a mongoose had a knock down, drag out fight inside it. The seats were pushed forward and stuff was all moved around. Then I dawned on me, my two books of...
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I got super trashed last night. I was hungover until 8pm today. I went out to the Hex to see France Has The Bomb after work. I didn't drink a whole bunch, just drank really really fast. I just had two really tall whiskeys with a splash of coke for color and two newcastles but I downed both of them in less than two hours...
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just purchased tickets for the August 14th Supersuckers show at the Cabooze. My brotha from anotha motha Leif is coming into Minneapolis just in time for the show. Its gonna be a hot time in the Mini-Apple that night.
Today has been a strange wonderful day so far. A tad bit on the humid and sweaty side but I'll take it none the less.
Packin...
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