obeypabst:
Dude,
You might have too much time on your hands!
You know what, come to think of it, I do too!
So fuck it!
You will teach me to ride the trail. It will happen.
You might have too much time on your hands!
You know what, come to think of it, I do too!
So fuck it!
You will teach me to ride the trail. It will happen.
Alright last bike related post for a while. For those of you who still want to look at pictures of my bike done in a half assed semi-artsy way (which is probably none of you) there is a little mini site I put together (it was requested by someone on another site and I've had 144 hits in 5 hours so someone is interested).
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obeypabst:
Pabst and Boobies! HA! How the fuck did you know?
I have an "I'd rather be masturbating" sticker you could slap on that puppy if you want it!!
I have an "I'd rather be masturbating" sticker you could slap on that puppy if you want it!!
Jeph Jacques has totally ruined Animal Collective for me...or made it so much better. Whenever an Animal Collective song comes up on my ipod I keep thinking about squirrels on acid singing and swaying along with the music. Which of course makes me laugh out out which usually gets a lot of strange looks, especially when I'm in public places like libraries or...other places where...
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mockingbird:
Questionable Content is going downhill. 
obeypabst:
Kindom, Pylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.
King Phillip Comes Over For Good Sex.
I totally knew what Sciurus carolinensis is!
I am such a scientist!
Too bad I failed Organic Chemistry 3 times!
I am not a Chemist!
King Phillip Comes Over For Good Sex.
I totally knew what Sciurus carolinensis is!
I am such a scientist!
Too bad I failed Organic Chemistry 3 times!
I am not a Chemist!
Just for Obeypabst. Maybe your drunken ride will go like this?
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obeypabst:
Are there trails really close to Ann Arbor?
I used to drive out to Island Rec to ride out there back in the day.
I used to drive out to Island Rec to ride out there back in the day.
obeypabst:
GPS coordinates????
You would have a better chance at placing a trail of PBR cans for me to get there than GPS coords?
Um. I am old school. I saw nirvana play for lords sake. From now on, only say stuff that a 35 year old will understand. Even though I am not quite 35 yet. By far.
Sorry.... Too much PBR, mike tyson's punch out and texas hold em will do this to a person.
You would have a better chance at placing a trail of PBR cans for me to get there than GPS coords?
Um. I am old school. I saw nirvana play for lords sake. From now on, only say stuff that a 35 year old will understand. Even though I am not quite 35 yet. By far.
Sorry.... Too much PBR, mike tyson's punch out and texas hold em will do this to a person.
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mockingbird:
Bicycling naked sounds ridiculously painful for both genders.
obeypabst:
That was supposed to be met instead of me.
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
Fuck college apps. Fuck Ann Arbor. Fuck unsupportive parents. Fuck members of the opposite sex who refuse to even give me a chance.
*throws back shot of bourbon*
Looks like I'm going to move to Toronto by Septemeber come hell or high water. So yeah if you see a dingy street guy who looks like me please be kind.
*throws back shot of bourbon*
Looks like I'm going to move to Toronto by Septemeber come hell or high water. So yeah if you see a dingy street guy who looks like me please be kind.
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cptpyjama:
Well... thank you I do like to think I rock actually 
I do like to think I rock actually
obeypabst:
wait a sec. are you even old enough to down a shot of bourbon legally?
cause if you were, I would go out and have a drink with ya!
Yeah. So my "designer toys" are in a case. Some of them are worth loot too! I have some fancy pancy ones that are signed by the artist too! Frank Kozik is the man!
Cheer up kid. Life could be a helluva lot worse!
ps - I love the F-bomb too! hell, you saw my car!!
cause if you were, I would go out and have a drink with ya!
Yeah. So my "designer toys" are in a case. Some of them are worth loot too! I have some fancy pancy ones that are signed by the artist too! Frank Kozik is the man!
Cheer up kid. Life could be a helluva lot worse!
ps - I love the F-bomb too! hell, you saw my car!!
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obeypabst:
You were just stalking me! Admit it!
HILARIOUS!
HILARIOUS!
christ_ine:
Welcome to SG Detroit
A really hot girl, who I really like comes up and starts talking to me. What do I want to do with her after she leaves? Not sex but go ride some kick ass trails with her even though we didn't talk about biking (though she does take spinning classes.)
What is wrong with me?
What is wrong with me?
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obeypabst:
At least hot girls are coming up to you and talking to you!
That kinda stuff NEVER happens to me!
Gosh, LUCKY!
That kinda stuff NEVER happens to me!
Gosh, LUCKY!
jackmcginnis:
I forgot to mention that I had no chance since she has a very serious boyfriend.