WOOO!
I think my race went well. I mean I accomplished my goal of of finishing. Better yet I wasn't DFL (Dead Fucking Last) in my class. Better yet I beat 3 hrs 30 minutes which was nice since I really didn't think I had a chance in hell of beating it since I guessed that time a week ago based on familiar trails.
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I think my race went well. I mean I accomplished my goal of of finishing. Better yet I wasn't DFL (Dead Fucking Last) in my class. Better yet I beat 3 hrs 30 minutes which was nice since I really didn't think I had a chance in hell of beating it since I guessed that time a week ago based on familiar trails.
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So I'm up here at Boyne Mountain for my mountain bike race and frankly it's kind of lonely and a little boring. I wonder what the front desk would think if I called up and asked them for a "Suicide Girl, Please...there's a hundred dollar bill in it for you" Too bad I'll never know since I don't have any hundred dollar bills floating around....
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obeypabst:
Good luck buddy!
But hey, 53 year old women need luvin too!
If it helps you any, I went to the 8-ball tonight, scored the digits of a rad younger women (younger than me of coarse) and I am up about $600 bucks in my online poker account!
GET PISSED that my life has been so good, and totally kick ass in your race!
If not, tell me to FUCK OFF and take me off your firends list!
Have a fun little vacation.....
But hey, 53 year old women need luvin too!
If it helps you any, I went to the 8-ball tonight, scored the digits of a rad younger women (younger than me of coarse) and I am up about $600 bucks in my online poker account!
GET PISSED that my life has been so good, and totally kick ass in your race!
If not, tell me to FUCK OFF and take me off your firends list!
Have a fun little vacation.....
So yes the fine folks at Starbucks have offered me a job...I don't really know how to feel. Given it isn't really an official reality yet...I mean I haven't signed anything or talked terms and life does have that nasty habit of saying "SCREW YOU JACK!"
I mean I don't really care about the whole Starbucks stigma thing. Blah, blah, evil corporation...yada yada. I mean...
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I mean I don't really care about the whole Starbucks stigma thing. Blah, blah, evil corporation...yada yada. I mean...
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valkyrie:
Yes, he does! 
There were only three demands that this cat had to fulfill, and that was 1) His name must be Emo 2) He must be black - and 3) He must have a hawk. 
There were only three demands that this cat had to fulfill, and that was 1) His name must be Emo 2) He must be black - and 3) He must have a hawk.
valkyrie:
Cool, thanks, I might just do that. 
I could send you some samples of the photoshopping I have already done, and you can tell me if it's any good?
I could send you some samples of the photoshopping I have already done, and you can tell me if it's any good? I never know how to open blog entries, but anyways, how has everyone been? I've been...better.
I went biking with my friend Kelly yesterday (yes that red-headed Kelly) that had never been mountain biking before. I felt kind of bad since she struggled a lot even though I took her to the easiest trail in Ann Arbor but she claimed that she had fun. Of...
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I went biking with my friend Kelly yesterday (yes that red-headed Kelly) that had never been mountain biking before. I felt kind of bad since she struggled a lot even though I took her to the easiest trail in Ann Arbor but she claimed that she had fun. Of...
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Aw fuck...
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Wait I should be celebrating.
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No I really shouldn't but hey I always celebrate when I hit a new low in my life. So hold on a second while I get myself a nice heaping glass of bourbon and self pity.
Why? Because I'm a self loathing, highly medicated, lonely, fucking LOSER!!! So ha! Believe it...I am...
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Wait I should be celebrating.
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No I really shouldn't but hey I always celebrate when I hit a new low in my life. So hold on a second while I get myself a nice heaping glass of bourbon and self pity.
Why? Because I'm a self loathing, highly medicated, lonely, fucking LOSER!!! So ha! Believe it...I am...
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valkyrie:
*lol* I beat you to it, didn't I?
I beat you to it, didn't I?Hey how is everyone? You girls still staying absolutely super sexy? Of course you are! You're all sexy!
Things have been ok for me, though I've been blown off by a couple of my friends. Ok by all of my friends. But whatever. I would be mad or surprised or something, but come on this is like the 10,000th time this has happened.
On a...
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Things have been ok for me, though I've been blown off by a couple of my friends. Ok by all of my friends. But whatever. I would be mad or surprised or something, but come on this is like the 10,000th time this has happened.
On a...
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So how is everybody?
Guess what I did? I finally signed up for a hosting account to put that web site I've always wanted to build on. Except I can't build shit. I mean I can design but translating that into HTML and making it stay pretty is still beyond me. But all will be figured out in time.
But that's besides the point. The...
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Guess what I did? I finally signed up for a hosting account to put that web site I've always wanted to build on. Except I can't build shit. I mean I can design but translating that into HTML and making it stay pretty is still beyond me. But all will be figured out in time.
But that's besides the point. The...
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obeypabst:
I have absolutely NO biking skills whatsoever!
I dunno where you got that from??
I dunno where you got that from??
I have discovered the American's With Disabilities Act of 1990 is one of the greatest things ever done by a Bush.
You know why? (ObeyPabst will get a kick out of this) Because that means that there are tons of ramps to the tops of stairs on the U of M campus. I mean what's the point of having a lazy ass police force if...
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You know why? (ObeyPabst will get a kick out of this) Because that means that there are tons of ramps to the tops of stairs on the U of M campus. I mean what's the point of having a lazy ass police force if...
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It's funny really. I was on the phone with a friend. Probably one the best friends I've ever had. Some how she brought up the topic of my birthday. Or maybe it was me. But anyways the topic was brought up and she realized that my birthday is only a couple of days away. Of course she asked me why I hadn't told her or...
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obeypabst:
A few things. First, you should try to get BOTH of those girls into a threesome! Bet that is a thought that totally NEVER crossed your mind was it??
Sometimes you have to just say fuck it and find ways to make yourself happy! Do whatever it takes to make yourself smile. Whether it be biking or drinking good beer, or making fun of me in my blogs, but there are things that make you happy! Granted, there are going to be good days and bad days and lots of days in the middle.
Trust me, this is coming from a dude that has been feeling more and more like a loser for some reason lately.
Find things that make you happy and do them! Oh, and stop falling in love so freaking easy! If you aren't officially "dating" a girl or she isn't your "girlfriend" or whatever...then how can you fall in love with someone? It is cool to just like them lots and really think they are rad...but is it really love? Can it really be love? I dunno, just a thought. I have a friend that is sorta in a predicament like you. Only the girl he was in love with is a lesbian. And she told him that from the get go.
People are fucking stupid and my job fucking sucks balls!
Sometimes you have to just say fuck it and find ways to make yourself happy! Do whatever it takes to make yourself smile. Whether it be biking or drinking good beer, or making fun of me in my blogs, but there are things that make you happy! Granted, there are going to be good days and bad days and lots of days in the middle.
Trust me, this is coming from a dude that has been feeling more and more like a loser for some reason lately.
Find things that make you happy and do them! Oh, and stop falling in love so freaking easy! If you aren't officially "dating" a girl or she isn't your "girlfriend" or whatever...then how can you fall in love with someone? It is cool to just like them lots and really think they are rad...but is it really love? Can it really be love? I dunno, just a thought. I have a friend that is sorta in a predicament like you. Only the girl he was in love with is a lesbian. And she told him that from the get go.
People are fucking stupid and my job fucking sucks balls!
Yay I'm finally free of Verizon. Fuckers couldn't even give me a phone that works. Hopefully T-mobile won't give me too many problems. *crosses fingers*
So I've been doing ok. My car wounds have pretty much healed and I'm a lot less sore. I can't wait for my bike to come back from the shop so I can start riding again. As for the guy...
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So I've been doing ok. My car wounds have pretty much healed and I'm a lot less sore. I can't wait for my bike to come back from the shop so I can start riding again. As for the guy...
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