So yes the fine folks at Starbucks have offered me a job...I don't really know how to feel. Given it isn't really an official reality yet...I mean I haven't signed anything or talked terms and life does have that nasty habit of saying "SCREW YOU JACK!"
I mean I don't really care about the whole Starbucks stigma thing. Blah, blah, evil corporation...yada yada. I mean a job is a job to me. It's funny how six years of no real female attention and many more of being shit on makes you into a bitter person.
Wow that sounded overly harsh.
I guess on a positive note a job equals more bike parts. I mean my Dora is pretty much the only woman in my life. It's not my fault she likes shiny carbon fibre parts. Ok so maybe it is a little bit of my fault.
On another positive note I would be out of the house more with something to do so I might be less depressed...maybe?
Social contact is good...in most cases. But it always seems to end up in me crushing over someone, which always seems to end badly.
Anyways I hope all of you are doing well.
I mean I don't really care about the whole Starbucks stigma thing. Blah, blah, evil corporation...yada yada. I mean a job is a job to me. It's funny how six years of no real female attention and many more of being shit on makes you into a bitter person.
Wow that sounded overly harsh.
I guess on a positive note a job equals more bike parts. I mean my Dora is pretty much the only woman in my life. It's not my fault she likes shiny carbon fibre parts. Ok so maybe it is a little bit of my fault.
On another positive note I would be out of the house more with something to do so I might be less depressed...maybe?
Social contact is good...in most cases. But it always seems to end up in me crushing over someone, which always seems to end badly.
Anyways I hope all of you are doing well.
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valkyrie:
Yes, he does!
There were only three demands that this cat had to fulfill, and that was 1) His name must be Emo 2) He must be black - and 3) He must have a hawk.

valkyrie:
Cool, thanks, I might just do that.
I could send you some samples of the photoshopping I have already done, and you can tell me if it's any good? 