I've had a bunch of rants bottled up so I'm just going to unload them all at once. If your a person who doesn't like long rants just come back when I have a new blog up...maybe with pictures of kittens...or obaypabst being led away in handcuffs.
Ever feel like you've ended up at the same place in your life that you were once before. I've been getting that feeling a lot lately.
In high school I wouldn't be uncommon for me to spend my weekends wandering around downtown in the dark with no to hang out with. Last weekend I found my self doing exactly that. I mean in words that doesn't sound too bad but it's a pretty depressing thing to do...just drifting around downtown on a Friday night. Everybody is out with their friends or significant others. Laughing, joking, smiling...when you're depressed and lonely that shit just eats at you.
Fuck am I in a pissy mood.
I'm tired of this fucking town which is depressing because I used to love it. What the fuck happened? When did I change so much? I used to love Ann Arbor now I hate it. I used to be all for the liberal side of politics now I lean way more conservative. I wanted to go into a profession where I could help people now I believe people can't be helped. That 90% of the human race is just trying to claw their way to the top of the heap. I distrust almost everything said to me because no seems to say what they mean or mean what they say. When the fuck did this happen.
Why am I always the bad guy? The "strange" "weird" "odd" etc...guy. Being nice...people say that is creepy. Being honest...that's creepy. Not saying shit and just smiling...creepy. Being the nice guy and getting passed over for the good looking jerk.
Now I remember why I left for Canada the first time. At least most Canadians are fairly nice. That's another thing that shouldn't piss me off but does, why the fuck do people thing it's fucking strange to want to live in Canada? Why? Seriously I've been asked this question at least 10 times by 15 different people in the past month and none of them accept my answer.
I mean it's not because I hate America, or because I want to be different. Canada just feels more comfortable to me. I like Toronto, I like Ontario. But for some reason beyond me every person I talk to looks at me funny and acts like I just just said pie is exactly three.
Seriously it's just a group of land on the other side of an imagery line. It's not like it's fucking bizarro world. I mean when I lived in Canada I forgot most of the time that I was in a different country. Probably because I didn't really give a shit. People are people, places are places. Canadians (I'm not just generalizing Ontario folks as the only type of Canadians I had friends who hailed from many different providences) just seem to be a little less...how do I put it...high strung...less on a high horse with their asses stuck up their asses. I mean given not all Canadians are perfect. I found that out up at Queen's U. But I never expected a whole country to be perfect, that would just be insane.
But enough about Canada. Another thing that has been pissing me off is people's eating habits. I'm not a manners prude but it seems like so many people around me eat like animals. Please chew your food then speak to me, I can wait why you chew. Also please chew with your month closed. My mother of all people is guilty of both of those and I don't mean some of the time, I mean all of the time. What the hell happened to even the most basic eating manners?
On that eating note you know what also pisses me off? People who are always eating complaining to me about how no matter what they do they can lose the weight. Whatever you eat is your own business but please don't complain to me about your weight when you obviously don't want to put in the effort to control your weight. My mother again falls under this pet peeve (I'm seriously not intentionally trying to pick on her) in the 45 minutes I have been writing this blog so far I've heard here go get food/drinks from the kitchen at least three times. How can I tell she got food each time and isn't just dropping off a plate? I can hear her eating! From across the house!
Less then 1% of our population have a biological problem that puts weight control out of their control. The rest of the population still has complete control over what they put in their mouths and how much exercise/movement they do.
And no I'm not going to rant about the ridiculousness of Adkins and other diets. Even though I particularly love the fact that certain family members of mine have "given up" beer and switched to hard alcohol because it has less carbs hence must not be as bad as beer. I guess they believe there isn't any calories in hard alcohol since there isn't any carbs. A quick search shows that for the average dose of hard alcohol (4 oz vodka @ 40% ABV) there are 244 calories, all from the alcohol compared to the average beer dose (1 pint @ 4.9% ABV) there is 173 calories 74% of which come from the alcohol with only 22% from the carbs. The figure drops if you're drinking some thing like Bud (145 cal per 360ml bottle) /Coors (142 cal per 355ml bottle) /PBR (153 cal per 12 oz bottle)/Heineken (135 cal per 330ml bottle).
OK so maybe I did write a rant about that but it still confuses me that people some how think hard booze has nothing in it.
So ok that's all I have right now...thanks for letting me rant. If you agree good for you, if you disagree frankly you can go to hell because I really don't care, if you're confused don't worry I'll probably have those pictures of obeypabst getting beaten up by the Ann Arbor police up soon. Right after I get the Ann Arbor police to beat on obaypabst, hey slip them a twenty and they'll do anything.
Ok sleep.
Ever feel like you've ended up at the same place in your life that you were once before. I've been getting that feeling a lot lately.
In high school I wouldn't be uncommon for me to spend my weekends wandering around downtown in the dark with no to hang out with. Last weekend I found my self doing exactly that. I mean in words that doesn't sound too bad but it's a pretty depressing thing to do...just drifting around downtown on a Friday night. Everybody is out with their friends or significant others. Laughing, joking, smiling...when you're depressed and lonely that shit just eats at you.
Fuck am I in a pissy mood.
I'm tired of this fucking town which is depressing because I used to love it. What the fuck happened? When did I change so much? I used to love Ann Arbor now I hate it. I used to be all for the liberal side of politics now I lean way more conservative. I wanted to go into a profession where I could help people now I believe people can't be helped. That 90% of the human race is just trying to claw their way to the top of the heap. I distrust almost everything said to me because no seems to say what they mean or mean what they say. When the fuck did this happen.
Why am I always the bad guy? The "strange" "weird" "odd" etc...guy. Being nice...people say that is creepy. Being honest...that's creepy. Not saying shit and just smiling...creepy. Being the nice guy and getting passed over for the good looking jerk.
Now I remember why I left for Canada the first time. At least most Canadians are fairly nice. That's another thing that shouldn't piss me off but does, why the fuck do people thing it's fucking strange to want to live in Canada? Why? Seriously I've been asked this question at least 10 times by 15 different people in the past month and none of them accept my answer.
I mean it's not because I hate America, or because I want to be different. Canada just feels more comfortable to me. I like Toronto, I like Ontario. But for some reason beyond me every person I talk to looks at me funny and acts like I just just said pie is exactly three.
Seriously it's just a group of land on the other side of an imagery line. It's not like it's fucking bizarro world. I mean when I lived in Canada I forgot most of the time that I was in a different country. Probably because I didn't really give a shit. People are people, places are places. Canadians (I'm not just generalizing Ontario folks as the only type of Canadians I had friends who hailed from many different providences) just seem to be a little less...how do I put it...high strung...less on a high horse with their asses stuck up their asses. I mean given not all Canadians are perfect. I found that out up at Queen's U. But I never expected a whole country to be perfect, that would just be insane.
But enough about Canada. Another thing that has been pissing me off is people's eating habits. I'm not a manners prude but it seems like so many people around me eat like animals. Please chew your food then speak to me, I can wait why you chew. Also please chew with your month closed. My mother of all people is guilty of both of those and I don't mean some of the time, I mean all of the time. What the hell happened to even the most basic eating manners?
On that eating note you know what also pisses me off? People who are always eating complaining to me about how no matter what they do they can lose the weight. Whatever you eat is your own business but please don't complain to me about your weight when you obviously don't want to put in the effort to control your weight. My mother again falls under this pet peeve (I'm seriously not intentionally trying to pick on her) in the 45 minutes I have been writing this blog so far I've heard here go get food/drinks from the kitchen at least three times. How can I tell she got food each time and isn't just dropping off a plate? I can hear her eating! From across the house!
Less then 1% of our population have a biological problem that puts weight control out of their control. The rest of the population still has complete control over what they put in their mouths and how much exercise/movement they do.
And no I'm not going to rant about the ridiculousness of Adkins and other diets. Even though I particularly love the fact that certain family members of mine have "given up" beer and switched to hard alcohol because it has less carbs hence must not be as bad as beer. I guess they believe there isn't any calories in hard alcohol since there isn't any carbs. A quick search shows that for the average dose of hard alcohol (4 oz vodka @ 40% ABV) there are 244 calories, all from the alcohol compared to the average beer dose (1 pint @ 4.9% ABV) there is 173 calories 74% of which come from the alcohol with only 22% from the carbs. The figure drops if you're drinking some thing like Bud (145 cal per 360ml bottle) /Coors (142 cal per 355ml bottle) /PBR (153 cal per 12 oz bottle)/Heineken (135 cal per 330ml bottle).
OK so maybe I did write a rant about that but it still confuses me that people some how think hard booze has nothing in it.
So ok that's all I have right now...thanks for letting me rant. If you agree good for you, if you disagree frankly you can go to hell because I really don't care, if you're confused don't worry I'll probably have those pictures of obeypabst getting beaten up by the Ann Arbor police up soon. Right after I get the Ann Arbor police to beat on obaypabst, hey slip them a twenty and they'll do anything.
Ok sleep.
Take that "e" that you put on "pie" and put it in my username the two times you F-ed it up!
Just giving ya some hell, so don't get your panties in a bunch!
I have heard that Canadians are more laid back as well. I agree with most of what you have to say about America. This country is going to hell in a handbag, that is what my grandmother used to say! She died almost 10 years ago, she would utterly hate the way it is nowadays!
Eh, fuck it, what can you do? I am off to play poker.
I just added this bad boy to my toy collection too:
Hi, my name is Necromorth the Christraper! Nice to meet you!