I am faced with a very difficult problem.
How do you say, I think you're a really rad girl and I would really like to go out with you. I mean gracefully.
I mean I refuse to do it over IM or email like some sort of retarded high school student but in person there never seems to be a good time. I mean just...
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How do you say, I think you're a really rad girl and I would really like to go out with you. I mean gracefully.
I mean I refuse to do it over IM or email like some sort of retarded high school student but in person there never seems to be a good time. I mean just...
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Man I've just wasted an entire day doing nothing but drinking coffee and listening to Metric.
I blame Canada. Yes you heard me, Canada. Why Canada? Because Canada, you are just so friggin' awesome. So awesome that I can waste a whole day dreaming about being back inside you while listening to Metric and drinking non Tim Horton's coffee and not give a shit. Oh...
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I blame Canada. Yes you heard me, Canada. Why Canada? Because Canada, you are just so friggin' awesome. So awesome that I can waste a whole day dreaming about being back inside you while listening to Metric and drinking non Tim Horton's coffee and not give a shit. Oh...
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obeypabst:
Canada does have Celion Deion or however you spell her name.
And Curling? I mean come on...is that shit a real sport?
And that fancy monopoly looking money?
I think the US should just invade canada next and turn it into one big GIANT golf coarse! That would be totally rad!
(I hope you can read the sarcasm in all my above rants, well, except the curling part!)
I love getting sidetracked at sidetracks. Mmmmm, oberon on tap!
I really don't think SG is the root of our problems. The Ex didn't like it though, but she liked that new pop country music bullshit, so I shouldn't care what she thinks anyways! I wanna find a girl that can appreciate SG for what it really is. Pin-up Photography. Those are the words I use to cover up for not having to say boobie website!
In the meantime, I have a date tonight, and Hoorah for boobies!
And Curling? I mean come on...is that shit a real sport?
And that fancy monopoly looking money?
I think the US should just invade canada next and turn it into one big GIANT golf coarse! That would be totally rad!
(I hope you can read the sarcasm in all my above rants, well, except the curling part!)
I love getting sidetracked at sidetracks. Mmmmm, oberon on tap!
I really don't think SG is the root of our problems. The Ex didn't like it though, but she liked that new pop country music bullshit, so I shouldn't care what she thinks anyways! I wanna find a girl that can appreciate SG for what it really is. Pin-up Photography. Those are the words I use to cover up for not having to say boobie website!
In the meantime, I have a date tonight, and Hoorah for boobies!
I feel bad that I haven't updated here in a while. Which has mainly to do with the fact that I've been pretty busy since it's finals week for this semester. Of course I'll probably have a week off then be back in school to take my summer Physics 2 class, which I still have to beg the teacher to let me into. Luckily I've...
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obeypabst:
What about "5 minutes til wapner" porter?
or
"mark it 8" porter
or
some other movie kinda quote thingy.
"the dude" porter?
My dating life is pretty much nonexistent too, so no worries!
or
"mark it 8" porter
or
some other movie kinda quote thingy.
"the dude" porter?
My dating life is pretty much nonexistent too, so no worries!
Man this month really has had too many deaths, it's getting kind of depressing.
I've been feeling really moody this week. Just when I thought things were getting better at home they have started to return to their previous state. My meds seem to help but they can only help so much if there is still people close to me who don't want to give...
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I've been feeling really moody this week. Just when I thought things were getting better at home they have started to return to their previous state. My meds seem to help but they can only help so much if there is still people close to me who don't want to give...
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obeypabst:
I got drunk 3 nights last week.
That and I had the pleasure of working a 17 hour day at work last Saturday.
Yeah, you heard that right, 17 fucking hours in one fucking day!
Yeah, I got drunk after that!
jeffthedrunkard!
That and I had the pleasure of working a 17 hour day at work last Saturday.
Yeah, you heard that right, 17 fucking hours in one fucking day!
Yeah, I got drunk after that!
jeffthedrunkard!
Been mulling a lot of things around in my mind lately. Kind of writing it out to maybe sort it out. I don't know. Chime in if something seems to strike a cord with you (just please no generic dating advice bullshit. "your defeating your self", "just go for it" etc. as that will be grounds for removal from the friends list if you do,...
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obeypabst:
Dude,
You might have too much time on your hands!
You know what, come to think of it, I do too!
So fuck it!
You will teach me to ride the trail. It will happen.
You might have too much time on your hands!
You know what, come to think of it, I do too!
So fuck it!
You will teach me to ride the trail. It will happen.
Alright last bike related post for a while. For those of you who still want to look at pictures of my bike done in a half assed semi-artsy way (which is probably none of you) there is a little mini site I put together (it was requested by someone on another site and I've had 144 hits in 5 hours so someone is interested).
Bike...
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obeypabst:
Pabst and Boobies! HA! How the fuck did you know?
I have an "I'd rather be masturbating" sticker you could slap on that puppy if you want it!!
I have an "I'd rather be masturbating" sticker you could slap on that puppy if you want it!!
Jeph Jacques has totally ruined Animal Collective for me...or made it so much better. Whenever an Animal Collective song comes up on my ipod I keep thinking about squirrels on acid singing and swaying along with the music. Which of course makes me laugh out out which usually gets a lot of strange looks, especially when I'm in public places like libraries or...other places where...
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mockingbird:
Questionable Content is going downhill. 
obeypabst:
Kindom, Pylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species.
King Phillip Comes Over For Good Sex.
I totally knew what Sciurus carolinensis is!
I am such a scientist!
Too bad I failed Organic Chemistry 3 times!
I am not a Chemist!
King Phillip Comes Over For Good Sex.
I totally knew what Sciurus carolinensis is!
I am such a scientist!
Too bad I failed Organic Chemistry 3 times!
I am not a Chemist!
Just for Obeypabst. Maybe your drunken ride will go like this?
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obeypabst:
Are there trails really close to Ann Arbor?
I used to drive out to Island Rec to ride out there back in the day.
I used to drive out to Island Rec to ride out there back in the day.
obeypabst:
GPS coordinates????
You would have a better chance at placing a trail of PBR cans for me to get there than GPS coords?
Um. I am old school. I saw nirvana play for lords sake. From now on, only say stuff that a 35 year old will understand. Even though I am not quite 35 yet. By far.
Sorry.... Too much PBR, mike tyson's punch out and texas hold em will do this to a person.
You would have a better chance at placing a trail of PBR cans for me to get there than GPS coords?
Um. I am old school. I saw nirvana play for lords sake. From now on, only say stuff that a 35 year old will understand. Even though I am not quite 35 yet. By far.
Sorry.... Too much PBR, mike tyson's punch out and texas hold em will do this to a person.
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mockingbird:
Bicycling naked sounds ridiculously painful for both genders.
obeypabst:
That was supposed to be met instead of me.
HAHAHA!
HAHAHA!
"I think you're a really rad girl and I would really like to go out with you".
If she says no she says no. Things could be worse. Take a chance and man up.
That is really what you want to say anyways isn't it?
PS - this is the message you get AFTER lots and lots of PBRs. sorry!