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I never know how to open blog entries, but anyways, how has everyone been? I've been...better.

I went biking with my friend Kelly yesterday (yes that red-headed Kelly) that had never been mountain biking before. I felt kind of bad since she struggled a lot even though I took her to the easiest trail in Ann Arbor but she claimed that she had fun. Of...
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Aw fuck...
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Wait I should be celebrating.
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No I really shouldn't but hey I always celebrate when I hit a new low in my life. So hold on a second while I get myself a nice heaping glass of bourbon and self pity.

Why? Because I'm a self loathing, highly medicated, lonely, fucking LOSER!!! So ha! Believe it...I am...
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valkyrie:
*lol* biggrin I beat you to it, didn't I?
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Hey how is everyone? You girls still staying absolutely super sexy? Of course you are! You're all sexy!

Things have been ok for me, though I've been blown off by a couple of my friends. Ok by all of my friends. But whatever. I would be mad or surprised or something, but come on this is like the 10,000th time this has happened.

On a...
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So how is everybody?

Guess what I did? I finally signed up for a hosting account to put that web site I've always wanted to build on. Except I can't build shit. I mean I can design but translating that into HTML and making it stay pretty is still beyond me. But all will be figured out in time.

But that's besides the point. The...
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obeypabst:
I have absolutely NO biking skills whatsoever!

I dunno where you got that from??
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I have discovered the American's With Disabilities Act of 1990 is one of the greatest things ever done by a Bush.

You know why? (ObeyPabst will get a kick out of this) Because that means that there are tons of ramps to the tops of stairs on the U of M campus. I mean what's the point of having a lazy ass police force if...
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It's funny really. I was on the phone with a friend. Probably one the best friends I've ever had. Some how she brought up the topic of my birthday. Or maybe it was me. But anyways the topic was brought up and she realized that my birthday is only a couple of days away. Of course she asked me why I hadn't told her or...
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obeypabst:
A few things. First, you should try to get BOTH of those girls into a threesome! Bet that is a thought that totally NEVER crossed your mind was it??

Sometimes you have to just say fuck it and find ways to make yourself happy! Do whatever it takes to make yourself smile. Whether it be biking or drinking good beer, or making fun of me in my blogs, but there are things that make you happy! Granted, there are going to be good days and bad days and lots of days in the middle.

Trust me, this is coming from a dude that has been feeling more and more like a loser for some reason lately.

Find things that make you happy and do them! Oh, and stop falling in love so freaking easy! If you aren't officially "dating" a girl or she isn't your "girlfriend" or whatever...then how can you fall in love with someone? It is cool to just like them lots and really think they are rad...but is it really love? Can it really be love? I dunno, just a thought. I have a friend that is sorta in a predicament like you. Only the girl he was in love with is a lesbian. And she told him that from the get go.

People are fucking stupid and my job fucking sucks balls!

whatever
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Yay I'm finally free of Verizon. Fuckers couldn't even give me a phone that works. Hopefully T-mobile won't give me too many problems. *crosses fingers*

So I've been doing ok. My car wounds have pretty much healed and I'm a lot less sore. I can't wait for my bike to come back from the shop so I can start riding again. As for the guy...
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Well fucking hell. A mother fucking car hit me while I was trying to cross a street on my bike. Technically a hit and run.

Here's the full story:
I have been invited out to go mountain biking by some of the guys on mmba.org many times and something always came up (deaths in the family, prior engagements, etc...). So Wednesday I finally got a...
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sonic_tooth:
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That's a disgrace. I hate hearing stories like this. Bicycles have the same rights as motorists; or at least they should. Arg.
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I've had a bunch of rants bottled up so I'm just going to unload them all at once. If your a person who doesn't like long rants just come back when I have a new blog up...maybe with pictures of kittens...or obaypabst being led away in handcuffs.

Ever feel like you've ended up at the same place in your life that you were once before....
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obeypabst:
You act like I have never been taken away in handcuffs before! GEESH!

Take that "e" that you put on "pie" and put it in my username the two times you F-ed it up!
Just giving ya some hell, so don't get your panties in a bunch!

I have heard that Canadians are more laid back as well. I agree with most of what you have to say about America. This country is going to hell in a handbag, that is what my grandmother used to say! She died almost 10 years ago, she would utterly hate the way it is nowadays!

Eh, fuck it, what can you do? I am off to play poker.

I just added this bad boy to my toy collection too:

Hi, my name is Necromorth the Christraper! Nice to meet you!
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Damn it am I fed up with shitty people.

On that note I guess it's time for another...how is Jack's life blog entry.

So let's start off with the fun stuff...my trip to Florida. Watching and waiting for someone to die is pretty depressing. It's even worse when you're the only one making an honest effort to support the rest of the family. My fucking...
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obeypabst:
I was surfing around the boards in the Bartenders group and noticed a comment you made in there about your moms telling all her friends you bartend. What bar you tend at? I only ask so I can get the hookup! kidding, I was reading about how it annoys you that your parents friends bug you for that....
hehehehehee.

I am retarded, I know.

ARRR!!!
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Fucking stoners...ARTICLE

Don't get me wrong I think there's anything wrong with smoking pot but making it a fucking lifestyle is. I've had very bright friends do nothing with their lives because they decided to be stoners. As result I just couldn't be around them. On the flip side I've had friends that smoke pot and are perfectly fine people to be around.

By...
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I guess I'm feeling blogy this week. Get used to it because I'm going to Florida and I'm going to have nothing to do.

*breath* So today was turning out to be a pretty good day despite having two finals to take. I mean I took those finals, felt good about them. Then got to go riding through the town and had a blast even...
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