For some reason the words "Breasticals" and "Vajeener" have just been making me crack up.
Maybe it's the shit load of mental health drugs I've been pumped full of to deal with the crazy ass shit that has been going on (which I will give a full blog report once it is safe to do so (when they have wrongly fired my ass) and can...
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Maybe it's the shit load of mental health drugs I've been pumped full of to deal with the crazy ass shit that has been going on (which I will give a full blog report once it is safe to do so (when they have wrongly fired my ass) and can...
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So work accused me of sexual harassing my best work buddy and mentor, Josh. Which of course is untrue. Why would I say stuff about a guy who makes an effort to train me when it's not even his job to train me
I don't know what the world is coming to. Really, I'm just disappointed. Disappointed that they would accuse me of something like...
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I don't know what the world is coming to. Really, I'm just disappointed. Disappointed that they would accuse me of something like...
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Why does everyone keep telling me "a girlfriend won't fix your problems." I'm not looking for someone to fix my problems. I'm just looking for someone to love and be loved back by. Someone worth putting my trust in. For some reason so many people find this strange. Oh well.
Life has been pretty ok on my end. I've started to adopt a do what...
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Life has been pretty ok on my end. I've started to adopt a do what...
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obeypabst:
Glow sticks are expensive nowadays aren't they?
I think I can say today was a good day. Which is something I haven't had in a while.
I had no work which was nice but I went in anyways to collect last weeks tips, boo ya for cash money.
I was able to meet up with a friend from work for dinner with his girlfriend which was cool.
Oh and I also spent...
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I had no work which was nice but I went in anyways to collect last weeks tips, boo ya for cash money.
I was able to meet up with a friend from work for dinner with his girlfriend which was cool.
Oh and I also spent...
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I feel like exploring some back country woods to the beat of some Royksopp...except my trusty stead is in the shop getting a tune up (she deserved one). Should I put some clipless pedals on my commuter and slog through the fresh mud or do I just go to the local non-Starbucks coffee shop and have a cup of tea? Or do I go cruising...
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How has everyone been?
I've been...ok. Work is going ok. Not great but not crappy. I'm very happy that art fair is over, I was getting tired of serving those aging babyboomers fucks who don't tip worth shit but order drinks that take five minutes to call back. Seriously I got $14 worth of tips for the week of Art Fair, WTF. I still have...
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I've been...ok. Work is going ok. Not great but not crappy. I'm very happy that art fair is over, I was getting tired of serving those aging babyboomers fucks who don't tip worth shit but order drinks that take five minutes to call back. Seriously I got $14 worth of tips for the week of Art Fair, WTF. I still have...
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Fuck you mother...you're a bloody fucking cunt.
There you go I just spent a hour and a half writing a nicely worded entry about how I really don't hate my mother and that I'm just disappointed that she was never really there for me and disappointed that she put her never ending quest to show the world how great she is before me. Only to...
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There you go I just spent a hour and a half writing a nicely worded entry about how I really don't hate my mother and that I'm just disappointed that she was never really there for me and disappointed that she put her never ending quest to show the world how great she is before me. Only to...
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My first day at Starbucks went ok...I guess. I just have this...bad feeling about the whole situation...I don't know maybe it's just the fact that Art Fair is next week. How I loath Art Fair. Yes loath is becoming one of my favorite words.
I'm still kind of tired after my 8 1/2 hour shift and I still have to go back today and pretty...
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I'm still kind of tired after my 8 1/2 hour shift and I still have to go back today and pretty...
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valkyrie:
Thank you. 
Mean isn't really a good look for me, so I scrapped all those shots. *lol* 
Mean isn't really a good look for me, so I scrapped all those shots. *lol* WOOO!
I think my race went well. I mean I accomplished my goal of of finishing. Better yet I wasn't DFL (Dead Fucking Last) in my class. Better yet I beat 3 hrs 30 minutes which was nice since I really didn't think I had a chance in hell of beating it since I guessed that time a week ago based on familiar trails.
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I think my race went well. I mean I accomplished my goal of of finishing. Better yet I wasn't DFL (Dead Fucking Last) in my class. Better yet I beat 3 hrs 30 minutes which was nice since I really didn't think I had a chance in hell of beating it since I guessed that time a week ago based on familiar trails.
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So I'm up here at Boyne Mountain for my mountain bike race and frankly it's kind of lonely and a little boring. I wonder what the front desk would think if I called up and asked them for a "Suicide Girl, Please...there's a hundred dollar bill in it for you" Too bad I'll never know since I don't have any hundred dollar bills floating around....
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obeypabst:
Good luck buddy!
But hey, 53 year old women need luvin too!
If it helps you any, I went to the 8-ball tonight, scored the digits of a rad younger women (younger than me of coarse) and I am up about $600 bucks in my online poker account!
GET PISSED that my life has been so good, and totally kick ass in your race!
If not, tell me to FUCK OFF and take me off your firends list!
Have a fun little vacation.....
But hey, 53 year old women need luvin too!
If it helps you any, I went to the 8-ball tonight, scored the digits of a rad younger women (younger than me of coarse) and I am up about $600 bucks in my online poker account!
GET PISSED that my life has been so good, and totally kick ass in your race!
If not, tell me to FUCK OFF and take me off your firends list!
Have a fun little vacation.....
So yes the fine folks at Starbucks have offered me a job...I don't really know how to feel. Given it isn't really an official reality yet...I mean I haven't signed anything or talked terms and life does have that nasty habit of saying "SCREW YOU JACK!"
I mean I don't really care about the whole Starbucks stigma thing. Blah, blah, evil corporation...yada yada. I mean...
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I mean I don't really care about the whole Starbucks stigma thing. Blah, blah, evil corporation...yada yada. I mean...
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valkyrie:
Yes, he does! There were only three demands that this cat had to fulfill, and that was 1) His name must be Emo 2) He must be black - and 3) He must have a hawk. 
There were only three demands that this cat had to fulfill, and that was 1) His name must be Emo 2) He must be black - and 3) He must have a hawk.
valkyrie:
Cool, thanks, I might just do that. 
I could send you some samples of the photoshopping I have already done, and you can tell me if it's any good?
I could send you some samples of the photoshopping I have already done, and you can tell me if it's any good?