jackieb_

Hello all Good Tuesday morning to ya!

I called in sick toady And do you know what I am doing-- LAUNDRY!!!
I hate laundry!! I feel that it is some kind of cruel torture devised to drive me insane!
At least I have some help though.


I hate how the people closest to you try to be uplifting by telling you that your life is great. Youre young you have plenty of time to figure things out. Your fine just as you are You have a good job, you should be happy etc. etc Then you start to actually believe them until you wake up one day and realize No! this is not okay this isnt even me!? WTF??

Dont ever settle!

So, while I think the new SG Monroe is a sex kitten I am a little put off by her name. I mean, what the hell am I supposed to call myself when I reach SG status?
........
Helga?

Q. What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A. A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes!