jackd

Bah...being evicted in a month.....Beware The Ides Of March Indeed.....watch, next thing that'll happen is i'm going to contract some fatal illness taht requires $50,000 to cure, but, hey, I don't have that money, so, bingo! Dead! Yay!

Ya know, with as stupid as kids are nowadays, I swer to fucking god, evolution must have stopped after my generation was born. I'm driving down a main street downtown today with my cousin, and a stupid kid-who just so happened to be a mexican...not that i'm being racist or anything-roars past me in a buick park avenue at 90 mph in a 30 zone....
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Un-Fucking-Believeable! As if these last few weeks have been bad enough with my car dying, some little punk-ass kid attempted to break into my fuckin car, on the second day of my fuckin vacation, no less. Nothing was stolen, but the faceplate to my stereo was sitting in my front seat above the broken glass, so either the person taht did it is fucking with...
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Yeah, pretty shitty week last week. My car gets super-cleaned, but then it died. Then, about $400 later, it's back and running. Only problem, was taht was supposed to be my 2 month car payment, so, now I have to wait longer to pay off my damn car. Oh well, at least my old high school friend is coming to visit for a week soon....
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Damn I'm Good.

Yeah...been a delivery dude for 3 weeks, and i've already seen enough weird shit to last me for a while. Mainly what I believe to be drug-realted busts/raids/searches or just plain stupidity of the masses in general. One night I saw 3 cars outside a house, with 2 cops posted at the ready by this dude's porch, another could-be bust, and as i was heading...
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So, as an early valentines day get together for me and my g/f because i have to work tomorrow night, we exchanged gifts. I was surprised to find, that she had given me an electric razor, that I almost pooed myself. Anyway, about 2 in the morning after the dining and the good romping i gave her in thanks for the razor, i decide to...
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Yeah, I deliver pizza now. I get paid to drive around and listen to my tunes. This should be a good opportunity to expand my music collection. Go me.

YEAH!!!!! I am no longer a slave to the dog food factory hell known as Iams! I told everyone to fuck off that was worth telling it to! I told my area supervisor that he was a retard for wanting me to do something ridicoulously ridiculous on my last fuckin day, and I told him to fuck off! I took my wore out gloves, dipped...
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Yup, what a great fuckin day this turned out to be. First, not only do I have to get up at 5 to go to work, but it's but-ass freezing cold outside, so I figure I better go warm up my car. Lo And Behold, the fucker don't start. So, I gotta get a jump, which makes me 15 minutes late. Then, it dawns on...
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