Well, kids, I got my official ship date, the 30th of this month. It was either now, or March, and I ain't got till March, so it's gotta be now. Now, I'm not making any gaurntees that this will be my last civillian post, but, hey what the hell, I may surprise ya. Anyway, now that I broke up with the bitch, I can actually...
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roxxee:
Damn the military. Ahem, it won't be so bad. Have fun while you can Jack. 
Damn the military. Ahem, it won't be so bad. Have fun while you can Jack. Yup, the last weeks of civillian life keep dwindling down, and unfortunatley, I can't even fucking enjoy them by lighting up a spliff and couting the days pass because I gotta be CLEAN for the military. Ooooo, gotta be free of illicit substances, oooooo, can't have no dirty seamen in the navy. Bah. Oh well, that just means next years vacation will be that much...
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roxxee:
Wow! Navy huh? Well then-Welcome to military life! 
Yup, good times. The birthday weekend has passed, and my mighty 22nd came and went with a fizzle of scatalogical proportions. Go figure. My 21st happened while I lay attached at the neck to the toletthanks to the clear goodness of vodka. 
My 20th came to a crashing halt with a mix of...well...too much , I drank whatever was handed to me, everything from everclear...
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My 20th came to a crashing halt with a mix of...well...too much , I drank whatever was handed to me, everything from everclear... Read More
roxxee:
Happy (belated) Birthday you perv.
Happy (belated) Birthday you perv.
jackd:
Dig it. Kickin it old skool, sippin on Gin n' Juice. Laid Back. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind. Or lack thereof. Either way, I'm poor as fuck. 
Yay.
Yay.
So, I woke up at the hearty hour of Noon-O-Clock, and decide to pay respect to the Bongitor From Another World 
, and decide to pick up the mail. I had a mission, to drop off a bill, and to discover the purpose behind the mysterious piece of yellow cardstock paper that was happened upon in my mailbox before the weekends demise. This yellow cardstock...
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, and decide to pick up the mail. I had a mission, to drop off a bill, and to discover the purpose behind the mysterious piece of yellow cardstock paper that was happened upon in my mailbox before the weekends demise. This yellow cardstock... Read More
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roxxee:
Wow! Right on! I just got a stinkin' shower curtain!
jackd:
Ha Ha Ha, Shower Curtains suck! 
WELL......I had quite the memorial day weekend, if I do say so myself. Saturday, I had to wake my ass up at the butt-crack of dawn-5 a.m., so I could go to work and prevent myself from being poor. Well, halfway to work, just as I'm leaving the boonies of middle of nowhere back to the civilization of the city, A Goddamn-Stupid-As-Fucking-Hell-Idiot-Ass-Death-Wishing-Deer jumped out of...
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roxxee:
Damn deers.
jackd:
I Know. Friggin Ridiculous, eh?
Well.....I certainly haven't responded to anything for a LOOOOOONG ASS time. And by golly, did it make me sad as a fat man when the all you can eat buffet closes indefinatley. However, now that I get paid to play with toys all day, score ,things are back in full circle. However, now living 30 miles out of town certainly does have it's share of...
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However, now that I get paid to play with toys all day, score ,things are back in full circle. However, now living 30 miles out of town certainly does have it's share of... Read More
jackd:
Shitty!!! Practically everyone I knew is no longer active here. Damn, now I feel like the creepy older guy in the back of the classroom, lol.
roxxee:
"Who is that creepy old guy in the back?"
"Oh, just some old skooler."
I lived out in the country awhile. It was nice as far as the silence at night and the fresh air. Could have done with more modern conveniences though.
"Oh, just some old skooler."
I lived out in the country awhile. It was nice as far as the silence at night and the fresh air. Could have done with more modern conveniences though.
Yup, it's christmas time, and I'm broke as hell and I'm about ready to go on a mad dash with a broken samurai sword and go apeshit on some festive yard decorations. All because------Yes, you guessed it-----Rectal Warts. No, I don't have them, but, good god, are they disgusting to even hear of. But, at any rate, at least I can rest safely knowing that...
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YEAH! HALLOWEEN TIME AND I GET PAID TODAY! It's gonna be a bunch of cheesy horror movies (R.H.P.S. & Attack of the Killer Tomatoes), some damn good reefer(Kind Bud), scaring the shit out of little kids, trick or treating for the free munchies, and going to the downtown bar district to enter my ass in the costume contest- with a t-shirt, a pair of jeans,...
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Word, I'm Old Skool. Right on.
Says the pirate-Shiver Me Timbers! Yarrr-harr-har-har-har!
Says the pirate-Shiver Me Timbers! Yarrr-harr-har-har-har!Well, Fo Shizzle To The Drizzle, My Nizzle, or something like that. Sweet christ, I haven't wriiten a journal in almost 4 months?!?!?!! Eh. Nothing much happened. I moved. My car died again. I got another job. I can't drive unless I get sr22 insurance and pay a $200 civil penalty to the state of iowa, so it looks like I'm hoofin it again. Untill...
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