jackd

FUCK ME RUNNING!!!!! My Beautiful Luck has caught up with me, I mean, I figured putting me a good 3,000 miles from my bad luck and that would be the end of it, no, it just decided totake it's sweet ass time and come by fuckin rowboat over the fuckin ocean. In the same goddamn week, not only do I go piss broke and continue to stay piss broke, but find out I'm $100 in the hole, my phone got shut off because I owe $370 which I couldn't pay because I was $100 in the hole, MY FUCKING CAR DIED WHEN I WENT TO CHECK THE OIL......I'll tell that gem later after I find out what the fuck is wrong with it and how fuckin much it'll cost to repair....and I don't get my $500 tax return because my student loan people intercepted it from me before I could get it, so what little money I could have had to save my ass, Gone. Oh yeah, and the ship also came back a week early so my 2 week vacation from the assholes I work with on a daily basis got cut short a week. Not a big deal, but no car and no phone and NO MONEY is really kicking my ass. Fuck me this sucks my anus. Oh well, I can always drink for free courtesey my good friends here on base, so it's all good. Maybe I'll drop another line while i'm fuckin plastered beyond any cohesivness. Ooooooo, big word, ok, I either feel smart for the day for using it, or an idiot for using it improperly. Either way, I'm gonna go toxify my lungs with a less than desired, yet illegal (if underage) substance. Peace Out, My Bitches!!! Mad Jack The Mutha Fuckin Old Skool Pervert Pirate, Signin Off!!!
SEACREST, OUT!

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