Holy Ballsack, I'm Back!
Yes! However, here's the kicker, I didn't go on restriction, I got sent to jail! YEAH! It was so lametacular. It was basically in a nutshell 30 days of re-motivational training, in other words, a fucking vacation. I loved it. Except, the only things I got out of it was a hernia, a dead battery ($65 fucking replacment...Gay!), and the alchohol tolerance of a schoolgirl bitch. So, needless to say, I've been working my ass off to build taht back up, and I finally got puking drunk! I'm proud! Of course, taht's because I went right back into the habit of my old drinking line up, and, hell, 30 days of detox works wonders for you, lol. Anyway, hit me up, I'll tell you all all you wish to hear. Gotta get me a taco and a beer. PEACE!
SEACREST, OUT!!!
Yes! However, here's the kicker, I didn't go on restriction, I got sent to jail! YEAH! It was so lametacular. It was basically in a nutshell 30 days of re-motivational training, in other words, a fucking vacation. I loved it. Except, the only things I got out of it was a hernia, a dead battery ($65 fucking replacment...Gay!), and the alchohol tolerance of a schoolgirl bitch. So, needless to say, I've been working my ass off to build taht back up, and I finally got puking drunk! I'm proud! Of course, taht's because I went right back into the habit of my old drinking line up, and, hell, 30 days of detox works wonders for you, lol. Anyway, hit me up, I'll tell you all all you wish to hear. Gotta get me a taco and a beer. PEACE!
SEACREST, OUT!!!
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gravedoll666:
Being drunk is fun..but you've seen me drunk and how little it took 
But imagine how my tolerance will be once i drink again!! 
If you're a school girl when it comes to drinking then that would make me a 1st timer! 
Rachel still drinks like a fish!! I have mad respect for that skinny girl that can drink like a grunt! Well, getting close to the end of the pregnancy and I am DYING for that cigarette!!!! 
Fuck! Well that's good that your back..the crappy part is that I haven't seen you yet! Well shit I'd be ashamed if you say my preggy ass now...I have yet to meet a man that wants to do a pregnant chick..besides the fact that he has some fantasy quota to fill!! I think chris does it cause he has to..lol J/p he'd be pissed if he read that.. I just don't see how a guy can find a big round belly sexy..I mean if they don't like fat chicks..what makes being preg any different? Anyway I'm gunna shut up now..when you read these you're probably only understanding words like SEX,DRUGS,BOOZE,VIDEO GAMES,MOVIES,BLOW UP DOLLS..etc.. anyway I'll let you know when we celebrate my 21st! We will deffinately be gettin' shit faced and hittin the strip clubs!! Whoo-hoo my first lap dance!! That is if you don't get locked up again...BTW how's Josh doing?? anyways laters!! Oh, and what's your new number??? 
hope everything else is ok!! Feel better!! Sorry so long..don't talk to anyone much ne more!!! 
But imagine how my tolerance will be once i drink again!! If you're a school girl when it comes to drinking then that would make me a 1st timer! Rachel still drinks like a fish!! I have mad respect for that skinny girl that can drink like a grunt! Well, getting close to the end of the pregnancy and I am DYING for that cigarette!!!! Fuck! Well that's good that your back..the crappy part is that I haven't seen you yet! Well shit I'd be ashamed if you say my preggy ass now...I have yet to meet a man that wants to do a pregnant chick..besides the fact that he has some fantasy quota to fill!! I think chris does it cause he has to..lol J/p he'd be pissed if he read that.. I just don't see how a guy can find a big round belly sexy..I mean if they don't like fat chicks..what makes being preg any different? Anyway I'm gunna shut up now..when you read these you're probably only understanding words like SEX,DRUGS,BOOZE,VIDEO GAMES,MOVIES,BLOW UP DOLLS..etc.. anyway I'll let you know when we celebrate my 21st! We will deffinately be gettin' shit faced and hittin the strip clubs!! Whoo-hoo my first lap dance!! That is if you don't get locked up again...BTW how's Josh doing?? anyways laters!! Oh, and what's your new number??? hope everything else is ok!! Feel better!! Sorry so long..don't talk to anyone much ne more!!!
gravedoll666:
p.s. ur still a dork....but that's why we love you so! lol!!!