Yup, it's christmas time, and I'm broke as hell and I'm about ready to go on a mad dash with a broken samurai sword and go apeshit on some festive yard decorations. All because------Yes, you guessed it-----Rectal Warts. No, I don't have them, but, good god, are they disgusting to even hear of. But, at any rate, at least I can rest safely knowing that...
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YEAH! HALLOWEEN TIME AND I GET PAID TODAY! It's gonna be a bunch of cheesy horror movies (R.H.P.S. & Attack of the Killer Tomatoes), some damn good reefer(Kind Bud), scaring the shit out of little kids, trick or treating for the free munchies, and going to the downtown bar district to enter my ass in the costume contest- with a t-shirt, a pair of jeans,...
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Word, I'm Old Skool. Right on.
Says the pirate-Shiver Me Timbers! Yarrr-harr-har-har-har!
Says the pirate-Shiver Me Timbers! Yarrr-harr-har-har-har!Well, Fo Shizzle To The Drizzle, My Nizzle, or something like that. Sweet christ, I haven't wriiten a journal in almost 4 months?!?!?!! Eh. Nothing much happened. I moved. My car died again. I got another job. I can't drive unless I get sr22 insurance and pay a $200 civil penalty to the state of iowa, so it looks like I'm hoofin it again. Untill...
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Bah...being evicted in a month.....Beware The Ides Of March Indeed.....watch, next thing that'll happen is i'm going to contract some fatal illness taht requires $50,000 to cure, but, hey, I don't have that money, so, bingo! Dead! Yay! 
roxxee:
I'm persistantly broke. ick. I completely understand. Hope you don't get evicted! Thanks, by the way. 
Thanks, by the way. 
jackd:
thanks for what? i forgot......
Ya know, with as stupid as kids are nowadays, I swer to fucking god, evolution must have stopped after my generation was born. I'm driving down a main street downtown today with my cousin, and a stupid kid-who just so happened to be a mexican...not that i'm being racist or anything-roars past me in a buick park avenue at 90 mph in a 30 zone....
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Un-Fucking-Believeable! As if these last few weeks have been bad enough with my car dying, some little punk-ass kid attempted to break into my fuckin car, on the second day of my fuckin vacation, no less. Nothing was stolen, but the faceplate to my stereo was sitting in my front seat above the broken glass, so either the person taht did it is fucking with...
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Yeah, pretty shitty week last week. My car gets super-cleaned, but then it died. Then, about $400 later, it's back and running. Only problem, was taht was supposed to be my 2 month car payment, so, now I have to wait longer to pay off my damn car. Oh well, at least my old high school friend is coming to visit for a week soon....
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Damn I'm Good.
Yeah...been a delivery dude for 3 weeks, and i've already seen enough weird shit to last me for a while. Mainly what I believe to be drug-realted busts/raids/searches or just plain stupidity of the masses in general. One night I saw 3 cars outside a house, with 2 cops posted at the ready by this dude's porch, another could-be bust, and as i was heading...
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pyronautica:
When I lived in eastern washington, I moved into this house in a relatively good neighborhood, and the first night I lived there, there was a drug raid at the house next door. It was creepy.
So, as an early valentines day get together for me and my g/f because i have to work tomorrow night, we exchanged gifts. I was surprised to find, that she had given me an electric razor, that I almost pooed myself. Anyway, about 2 in the morning after the dining and the good romping i gave her in thanks for the razor, i decide to...
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Yeah, I deliver pizza now. I get paid to drive around and listen to my tunes. This should be a good opportunity to expand my music collection. Go me. 