DAMN! Gettin popular! I be in hawaii all of 2 weeks, and I'm chompin at the bit for ppl to wanna be my buddies either in the navy, or here on the site! Hello, new friend, how do you do? Anyway-just got back from making "naval history"- basically, sailed about 200 miles off the coast of hawaii and shot an interstellar ballistic missle designed to...
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GODDAMMIT! I'm so damn disappointed with myself for the night.
I'm not gonna get into details, but, for those that know me well, I love the ladies. I come across a hot little korean girl, and, things went well-Extremely Well. 
Only, for some reason, I couldn't come through on my end of the bargain. Dude I was with knew exactley what "I was talkin about."...
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I'm not gonna get into details, but, for those that know me well, I love the ladies. I come across a hot little korean girl, and, things went well-Extremely Well. Only, for some reason, I couldn't come through on my end of the bargain. Dude I was with knew exactley what "I was talkin about."... Read More
gravedoll666:
lol it's all good, buT i can't drink till next week wed or so cause I'm waiting to get the okay from my dentist. Also I do have a friend BUT we are both married so if we got shit faced, it would have to be just to go get shit faced, not to get 'jiggy' with it...but we haven't been out in a while too (i mean like out-out, of course we have gone out of the house) But we are going to the NOFX show on sat, so we'll be in that area (waikiki) I can give you my cell but I know I'm gunna end up getting weird calls but it's okay...1-808-391-8270....just delete that as soon as you get it! see yah... 
WOWZA!!!!! I'M FUCKIN LOVIN HAWAII, BITCH!!!!! The weather is so damn nice, the booze is so damn good, and the women are so damn fine!!!!! Only been here a week, and I already want to look for a nice big house-simply because the ship is so damned cramped, i hurt all over from smackin into things, my knee aches, my elbow bleeds, my heads throbs,...
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Yes, Guess who's back in town, Kiddies! Well, kinda, I managed to rrustle up some leave and get to my 2 places I call home before I head over to Hawaii for the next 5 1/2 years- Sioux City, IA and Boise, ID. Yup, good times-smokin and boozin before I have to work my ass off day in and day out, being gone for a...
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roxxee:
Hey you crazy sailor You. Hope the Navy is all you had hoped and congrats on your leave. That's always so much fun. 
gravedoll666:
lol so when do u get here????
HOOYAH, Boys and Girls, this is Mad Jack the Mutha Fuckin Old Skool Pervert Pirate broadcasting directly from navy base Great Lakes in cold ass Illinois, where I just got my orders and they state I get to head to sunny HAWAII as of Feb. 1st, 2005 for the next 6 years on the USS Lake Eerie, CG 70. Good times. Sobriety has been kickin...
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roxxee:
You rock Jack. Congrats on your assignment.
gravedoll666:
that's fine w/h me!!!!!! 
MY LAST FULL DAY AS A CIVILLIAN! Holy Butt Fucking Hell, Batman! Well, time to take care of the situation in the only manner I know how....Get Piss Fuckin Drunk and forget to leave. 
Sounds good to me! Gonna drink myself retarded and puke in the street! WOOOOOO YEAH!
Ok, enough time typing, time to keep drinkin! Yeah! Next time I see you lovely peeps,...
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Holy Butt Fucking Hell, Batman! Well, time to take care of the situation in the only manner I know how....Get Piss Fuckin Drunk and forget to leave. Sounds good to me! Gonna drink myself retarded and puke in the street! WOOOOOO YEAH!
Ok, enough time typing, time to keep drinkin! Yeah! Next time I see you lovely peeps,...
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Well, kids, I got my official ship date, the 30th of this month. It was either now, or March, and I ain't got till March, so it's gotta be now. Now, I'm not making any gaurntees that this will be my last civillian post, but, hey what the hell, I may surprise ya. Anyway, now that I broke up with the bitch, I can actually...
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roxxee:
Damn the military. Ahem, it won't be so bad. Have fun while you can Jack.
Damn the military. Ahem, it won't be so bad. Have fun while you can Jack. Yup, the last weeks of civillian life keep dwindling down, and unfortunatley, I can't even fucking enjoy them by lighting up a spliff and couting the days pass because I gotta be CLEAN for the military. Ooooo, gotta be free of illicit substances, oooooo, can't have no dirty seamen in the navy. Bah. Oh well, that just means next years vacation will be that much...
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roxxee:
Wow! Navy huh? Well then-Welcome to military life!
Yup, good times. The birthday weekend has passed, and my mighty 22nd came and went with a fizzle of scatalogical proportions. Go figure. My 21st happened while I lay attached at the neck to the toletthanks to the clear goodness of vodka. 
My 20th came to a crashing halt with a mix of...well...too much , I drank whatever was handed to me, everything from everclear...
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My 20th came to a crashing halt with a mix of...well...too much , I drank whatever was handed to me, everything from everclear... Read More
roxxee:
Happy (belated) Birthday you perv.
Happy (belated) Birthday you perv.
jackd:
Dig it. Kickin it old skool, sippin on Gin n' Juice. Laid Back. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind. Or lack thereof. Either way, I'm poor as fuck.
Yay.
Yay.
So, I woke up at the hearty hour of Noon-O-Clock, and decide to pay respect to the Bongitor From Another World 
, and decide to pick up the mail. I had a mission, to drop off a bill, and to discover the purpose behind the mysterious piece of yellow cardstock paper that was happened upon in my mailbox before the weekends demise. This yellow cardstock...
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, and decide to pick up the mail. I had a mission, to drop off a bill, and to discover the purpose behind the mysterious piece of yellow cardstock paper that was happened upon in my mailbox before the weekends demise. This yellow cardstock... Read More
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roxxee:
Wow! Right on! I just got a stinkin' shower curtain!
jackd:
Ha Ha Ha, Shower Curtains suck!
WELL......I had quite the memorial day weekend, if I do say so myself. Saturday, I had to wake my ass up at the butt-crack of dawn-5 a.m., so I could go to work and prevent myself from being poor. Well, halfway to work, just as I'm leaving the boonies of middle of nowhere back to the civilization of the city, A Goddamn-Stupid-As-Fucking-Hell-Idiot-Ass-Death-Wishing-Deer jumped out of...
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roxxee:
Damn deers.
jackd:
I Know. Friggin Ridiculous, eh?
Well.....I certainly haven't responded to anything for a LOOOOOONG ASS time. And by golly, did it make me sad as a fat man when the all you can eat buffet closes indefinatley. However, now that I get paid to play with toys all day, score ,things are back in full circle. However, now living 30 miles out of town certainly does have it's share of...
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However, now that I get paid to play with toys all day, score ,things are back in full circle. However, now living 30 miles out of town certainly does have it's share of... Read More
jackd:
Shitty!!! Practically everyone I knew is no longer active here. Damn, now I feel like the creepy older guy in the back of the classroom, lol.
roxxee:
"Who is that creepy old guy in the back?"
"Oh, just some old skooler."
I lived out in the country awhile. It was nice as far as the silence at night and the fresh air. Could have done with more modern conveniences though.
"Oh, just some old skooler."
I lived out in the country awhile. It was nice as far as the silence at night and the fresh air. Could have done with more modern conveniences though.
NOFX tonight!!!!!! yeah, cant wait to go, me and my bestest friends gravedoll666 and of course Natty are gonna be there, yay!!!!!
I love Crystal. Anywho, good to hear from ya. Later!!!