To a 2-7 CAV SSG, a SGT, and an SFC
First and foremost it would be best, in my opinion to begin this exercise of absurdity buy stating the obvious in the simplest terms possible so that my benefactors can for lack of a better word understand this literary endeavor. God forbid I speak out of anything not Army Regulation, Department of the Army, Division, Brigade, or Battalion Memorandum, army study guide or any other source of fallible rhetoric also known in many enlightened circles as propaganda. You and I both know if Im not regurgitating the same compost we readily and without consideration for even a minimal inkling of originality, well lets just say this isnt the time or place for originality. Ive done your jobs. Ive excelled at your jobs. Seen and done the same things. Ive fought the same fight, lead the same soldiers. It is a noble cause and I thank you for your service to our country. However, you may think Im ranting, but this is the tie in. Were I go you could never fathom. The achievements Ill boast will be quite beyond your comprehension. I will certainly derive strengths that you will never possess from my powers of individuality, creativity, and non- conformity. The tie in already. I have the utmost respect for our core values and will draw from them the disciplines that many civilians lack to complete the objectives and missions laid out before me. This is my introduction.
First and foremost it would be best, in my opinion to begin this exercise of absurdity buy stating the obvious in the simplest terms possible so that my benefactors can for lack of a better word understand this literary endeavor. God forbid I speak out of anything not Army Regulation, Department of the Army, Division, Brigade, or Battalion Memorandum, army study guide or any other source of fallible rhetoric also known in many enlightened circles as propaganda. You and I both know if Im not regurgitating the same compost we readily and without consideration for even a minimal inkling of originality, well lets just say this isnt the time or place for originality. Ive done your jobs. Ive excelled at your jobs. Seen and done the same things. Ive fought the same fight, lead the same soldiers. It is a noble cause and I thank you for your service to our country. However, you may think Im ranting, but this is the tie in. Were I go you could never fathom. The achievements Ill boast will be quite beyond your comprehension. I will certainly derive strengths that you will never possess from my powers of individuality, creativity, and non- conformity. The tie in already. I have the utmost respect for our core values and will draw from them the disciplines that many civilians lack to complete the objectives and missions laid out before me. This is my introduction.
meow:
Smaller words.... and use crayon.



bastet:
Hello!!! I'm glad to meet you


