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jacinto2

Albuquerque, NM

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ABREAST OF A BAD SITUATION

Oct 10, 2016
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I confess, like most "baby-boomer" American men, I worship at the altar of women's breasts. They fascinate & attract me, as nothing on Earth can!(even baseball, which is my religion.) A woman's breasts represent, to me, the entire joy & mystery of human existence.

At the outset, lest you believe "size matters" to me, I hasten to add, @LEXTHETREX has the most exquisite breasts I've ever seen, & they are not large! A phalanx of my favorites, including: @CATTLEYA, @NEBULA FANTASTICA, @EMINENCE, @LO_, @KEEKEEZ, @KETO_SGH, and the Queen of my universe, @IVYLINA, all qualify for the I.B.T.C.

If your aesthetic palate includes what makes an African woman beautiful, then, you cannot deny, the magnificent @DULCEAMARGO has the most perfect breasts on the site.

Last year, the lovely Aussie, my friend, @CHERRYBUTTONZ, asked about getting breast implants, & ALL the responses were from men, I added my own 2 cents worth of testosterone, saying, I don't think men can ever understand what breasts, & breast implants mean to women. Yup, guys, Freud clued the whole world onto what they mean to us, but women have all kinds of reasons, physical or emotional, to get, or not get implants, BESIDES US! In fact, @CHERRYBUTTONZ is a proud lesbian, married to a beautiful woman from my native land of N.Y.

Turns out, many of my own favorites have implants: Including my beloved @ZEPHI, the soon to be MRS. IMMORTAL,@ FRESA, and, gorgeous Aussie, @SUNFLOWER. I had already fallen in love with the glorious @RHYANSTAR, before ever learning, she had a double mastectomy.

I have, lately, noticed a disturbing phenomenon, in our fair community. Some guys, who have watched way too much cable T.V. or YOUTUBE, or both - have anointed themselves, official "Tittie Referees", entitled to call foul on any woman whose breasts they determine to be artificial. They issue their "yellow cards" by way of demeaning tags on albums or sets. The only way a member can POSSIBLY make a constructive criticism of a model's implants is to send her a PM saying, "I am a licensed Plastic Surgeon. I wish to volunteer my services, to get you better implants." ANYTHING else, can only be interpreted as an attempt to hurt & belittle a fellow human being. I have cerebral palsy. I have spent my whole life being mocked & humiliated for things I could do nothing about. And I am GODDAMNED TIRED OF THIS FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The regal @FLEETWOOD, is one of the sweetest people on this planet. I love her, like my own family. When her second set came out, shot by @ROZ, I knew, my eyes were in for a feast. And I was not disappointed! I believe, @FLEETWOOD & @HARVEST are the sexiest women here. Both are mothers. Those bellies have carried babies. Those thighs have pushed out babies. Those breasts have fed babies. And, not despite, but BECAUSE of these things, you WANT them, & can't get them out of your mind. They are the gold standard of desirability!

After a very pleasant view, I noticed a tag, saying "bad implants" I clicked on the offender. Like all native N. Y.ers, my super power is sarcasm. I saw, the offender was from Quincy Ma. & my N. Y. Yankees spidey sense was on full bore. I have bits of slow-witted Red Sox fans in my stool! But something kept me from cutting "big crappy" down to size - the sweet knowledge that I was defending my lady, with nothing but the truth!

Just the other day, a set by an incredibly beautiful Italian Hopeful was tagged with the sobriquet, "Store bought tits", this time, I was shocked to see, the offender was Canadian! Probably, the same lout who flung his La Batt's at Baltimore's Centerfielder. I call upon my fellow gentlemen to join me in a zero tolerance policy for hate-speech toward ANYBODY! If I see you, I WILL confront you. I WILL tag you to our moderators, If the behavior continues, I WILL humiliate you publically, with blogs saying, "You won't believe what HEADLESS TED 9, said today!"

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cattleya:
Love this! And love how much you stick up for and support us all💖💖
Oct 15, 2016
vanp:
I love my bought implants and love to make fun of guys that think mine are natural and applaud me on that. Oh how i love to make fun.
Nov 25, 2016

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