jace

Check this out. My first update in like... ages.

Here's a bit of news. For the unitiated, I help run and update a humor website over at www.anarchygolfballs.com. We also put out a paper copy of the best columns every month in 'zine format, which is called "Legal Underage Pornography." We've been steadily gaining meager amounts of popularity since we started, while at the same...
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So, I'm peeing today, and I think to myself, "why don't I start sitting down? I wouldn't ever have to move the toilet seat, or aim, or anything."

And then I realized I couldn't draw pictures in the water if I sat down, and urinating would be no fun. Penises rule.

I don't really buy into the whole journal thing, probably because I'm too inconsistent to keep it updated. Then again, my thoughts are my own. Most people wouldn't be interested in them. But, if you are crazy enough to care, I'll update whenever I get around to it.

Quote for the day: "Well, hoorah! Now I have to go the bathroom!" -Shake, ATHF (Note: This...
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