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Friday May 04, 2012

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I just tried a Tenga egg for the first time. I was with the lady at Good Vibrations the other day and we couldn't really find anything we wanted, but the Tenga eggs were $2.50, so I bought one, put it in my bag, and forgot about it.

Cut to five days later. I haven't masturbated or orgasmed at all in five days. I suddenly have a very real case of blue balls, I go to masturbate, and then I think, "HOLY SHIT, I HAVE A TENGA EGG."

It was worth pretty much exactly what I paid. $2.50. A nice little twist on masturbation. Nothing crazy or exciting. I'd keep a few around when I wanted something that felt a little different, but it's not going to change the way I get myself off and if it was $5, I wouldn't buy another one.

Anyway. Thought you all might like to know that.
mydogfarted:
Interesting. I'd thought about getting one. At $2.50 I might.
May 4, 2012

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