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Monday Jul 14, 2008

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Something I thought of while peeing:

Everyone has things they think of, or that they think they're supposed to think of while peeing to make it happen faster. Waterfalls. Faucets. Geysers. Whatever.

But what would you think of if you wanted to stop peeing?

My answer: corking a wine bottle.
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bob:
I think it's easy to say fuck it...or to shrug your shoulders at the idea that crappy games come out all the time, but I think there's a difference between crappy games and poorly marketed games...and poorly designed games based on previously mentioned poor marketing.


Jul 22, 2008
bob:
"As soon as we destroy Tak."
Jul 23, 2008

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