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Thursday May 31, 2007

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I just applied to join the sexaholics group. I don't think anyone isn't qualified to join this group, but since someone might peruse my profile looking around, I thought I'd relay a funny sex related story.

A couple years ago very shortly after my girlfriend and I got together, we went up into the mountains to my cabin and did it on a rock near the river. It's always been a fantasy of mine, and it was finally fulfilled, and it ruled. Me being a dork, I took a picture of the rock to celebrate - not only had I done something I'd wanted to do since hiting puberty, but I'd also done it outdoors for the first time ever, so I had to take a picture. Eventually we filled up the memory card with other stuff and we took this memory card in to a place and had the pictures printed, and the pictures found their way into a box or something, where pictures always go to be forgotten because they're all boring and stupid and nobody likes to look at them.

So a while back my mom comes to visit, and I clean out the spare bedroom for her to sleep in. In the course of cleaning I find the pictures and set them on the desk temporarily. Mom comes over and finds the pictures. They're all taken while Jessica and I drove from Reno to Vegas then to Michigan, so they're kind of cool and they have stuff like the grand canyon in them, and she hasn't seen them yet, so she flips through them. Nothing incriminating, so I let her. Then she gets to the rock and it goes something like this:

Mom: "Why'd you take a picture of a rock?"

Me: "What rock?" (I've completely forgotten and I'm not looking at the picture)

Mom: This rock." (Mom shows me)

Me: "... I have no idea." (Still not remembering.)

Mom: "You just took a picture of a rock for no reason?"

Me: "Jessica! Come in here!"

Jessica: "What?"

Me: "Why'd we take a picture of this rock? I know it's up by the cabin, but I don't know why we took a picture of it."

Jessica: (stares at me.)

Me: "What?" (I'm still completely oblivious.)

Jessica: (continues to stare at me, a lot)

Me: "...OH! Oh... Uhh... Yeah, I don't know why we took that picture."

Jessica: (glares at me for a few more seconds and then leaves, so incredibly embarassed)

Mom: "Wow. You blew it, dude."

So, yeah. That sucked a lot. Now my mom knows.

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