I'm pretty against the idea of going to work today. It's lovely outside, and I could be spending my time trying to befriend the squirrel that lives in the tree outside of my apartment instead of serving food to a bunch of douchebags. I have named the squirrel Tito, and I will find my way into his cute little heart with peanuts and pretzel sticks. 
Pirate Face.
Pirate Face.