jabroni

I think I'm gonna start my own religion. If some sci-fi writer can do it, why not me? So welcome to the First United Church of Everyone can go fuck themselves. Actually, you're not welcome. No one is. Talk about exclusive. Anyway, let me tell ya about this fancy new religion you can't join. Unlike other religions that promote peace and unity, my religion promotes anarchy and chaos. Other religions want to save your sorry ass, we want to kick it around the block and then shove a cock in it. Our one commandment...Shoot first, and aim for the head. No "amen's" here, just "fuck you" and "fuck off". In my religion, I'm both god and congregation, which means I worship myself(hey, no one else is gonna do it.)
So that's my new religion. You can't join. Admit it, you're jealous. Too bad. Life's full of disappointments. Get used to it. Here endeth the lesson. Fuck off.