jab

I before E except after C.

i'd bet the spelling B contestant eliminated by foreign long before $64,000 prize winning weird would have something to say about that to his neighbors. where do you apply for a job confusing youngsters?

TOMORROW'S LUNCH DATE:

delivery of foreign gifts to my parents at a restaurant called celebration in a neighborhood we've never hung out in together. weird.

drunken bowling/birthday antics that result in 4 hours of sleep make for one ass day at work.

for some reason i counted my teeth today. 14 top, 14 bottom. that seems short for some reason. i've been shorted. shorted on sleep, and now teeth. BULLSHIT.

going to the bar.

once i come up with a time and location, someone's gonna make me lunch.

i like bowling. there is a local TV show here in big D called Cheaters, where a suspecting partner has their boyfriend or girlfriend tailed and filmed until they are caught cheating. the cheater is then bumrushed by the host, camera crew, and the suspecting partner for a good old fashioned ass chewing. it's a little fucked up, but i've seen this show a few...
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gezellig.
amsterdam just may be the coolest place i have ever visited. if you're not into being completely jacked up legally, it's probably just crowded and dirty. i felt way better about life in general the whole time. you can sit, drink, smoke out, and nobody cares what you are doing. staring out the window for an hour straight is welcome activity. thirsty is a...
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Darwin Award candidate story of the day. canandian male, 23, attempts snowmoblie jump thru fire and dies. that's quite a way to go out. i'm sure he'll be missed.