jab

germany, cool... i think the beauty of vacation drinking is the lack of consequences. i went to chicago this summer, and me and my buddy got pretty much shitfaced every night, and we were up bright and early each day to bum around the city.
did you see any vomitoriums in germany.. i've heard tales of the wall mounted vomit-urinal with handles... that would just make me want to get all fucked up.

trip to the dentist wasn't as painful as expected.. i dig the drool sucking device.

you know, i was thinking the same thing when i was laying back in the chair with drool running out of my mouth.. i thought she must think i'm the most disgusting slob in the universe. but i guess that's what everyone looks like at the dentist office.

i saw something about amsterdam on a&e last year sometime.. outside of the city there was this hooker drive thru zone, where the ladies stood at like bus stops.. you rolled on up, picked your lady, and then parked your car in some sort of stall (all carwash style). then when your times up you drop her off back at her station.
now that's european efficiency.. between that and the regular window shopping style hooker, they have it all figured out.

my very very first e-mail address ever, way back in 1996, was lisa2300. i think it is still floating around, but i got tired of all the offers to enlarge my penis, so i never check it. so whenever i had to pick some dumb nickname i would add the numbers if i couldn't use the name alone. either that, or add a 'the' to the beginning.

the ugly mofo i lost my virginity to had an obsession with Madonna, but I didn't know about it until months after the fact.

you are now "the butterman jab", you know. i got the lowdown from oak. you are a man of many talents!

Hey Jab, got the call last night , but it was way too late and I'm an early riser out of necessity, plus my fairlane has no heater as of yet, so I couldn't make it. Maybe this weekend or early next week. My guitarist from the Deadites' other band ' the Double Naught Spies' is playing saturday night at the Bar of Soap and they are always a fuckin' blast. I'll definitely be there for that.
-H

Yea, f-yea, be mellow n shit. I was over-complicating my life big time cause of money and what I "thought I should be doing". I decided to fuck it all off so I could simplify and focus my life. I've had to deal with all sorts of fuckwads in my life and now looking back I don't even know why I put up with those people. I've finally busted my ass enough in life where now I only deal with people that I want to. It's a smaller number of people but the quality is higher. I joined this site cause there are many people here that "get it" from music to art to life and everything in between.

Maybe I'll find the Meridian room again soon. Meanwhile, you can call here anytime and maybe we can hook it up for a beer or six. I've stiil got grease all over me from working on the fairlane, but it's working fine, for now, just alot of little things that add up. And you are kick ass too.

thanks for the tits...i mean tips! heh heh

That thing on the cover of the Observer looks mean as shit! She could probably beat the crap outta both of us at the same time! Unless you have been practicing your JAB! heeeeh heeheh hehhahhahha...I kill me!!!

things went unexpectedly awry for me this thanksgiving with regards to the beloved casserole. my very own mother hijacked tradition and made an *asparagus and cheddar* casserole.

total blasphemy. she meant well. and in theory, such a casserole sounds tempting. i do like asparagus and i adore all the cheese families. but it all got off to a bad start when she and my brother idly discussed how asparagus "makes your pee smell funny" before dinner.

after that, combined with my general disapointment, the asparagus thing just did not sit well with me. otherwise, it was all great, but still....

i may be coming to your folks house next turkey day, fair warning...

i am making GB casserole today for a dinner party with some friends--i had to run out for the french fried onions, and all they had was cheddar french fried onions, so this is going to be an experiment.

white trash thanksgiving! miller beer products, meat and various casseroles! have a happy one!

no update since monday? come on, dude, it's friday already, and i know you've had the spare time.

(face blushing)

yeah, and i thought scott was you for the longest time! i get all mixed up on names!

cool. see you tonight then.
-H

HEY! I got one of your balloons! It said something like, "go see the Slurpees tonight"

so that's what I'm going to do!

alright. It looks like we are headed to the forbidden gallery. I completely forgot about the Tim Biskup opening tonight. He's along the same lines as Shag, real cool stuff. I think we are headed there around 9. Give a call if you need more details. I'm sure there will be plenty of free beer, then if we're still up to it, we can head back here and have the jukebox party. 214-826-8833.

when i should be mark cuban

scratch = crazy djs.
i'd imagine a few of them howl at the moon.

'allo from utah to you sir jabsalot. i tried the *sidecar* trick (thanks) and have also found some other loopholes in this states fucked up alcohol hangups and issues and how they impact my consumption. hanging out with theGil (sg guy) is another good trick in SLC: he's not a big drinker but can get free drinks at all the bars he goes to (yeah me)!! i cannot even believe i am leaving messages in sg journals at this conference's internet cafe right now. i'm such an asshole.

i likes me some gas, too. for the unhappy butt musculature: hot bath. i hope to find you a commerative mormon temple shotglass today...think i can do it? me either but what a great mission! tomorrow off to colorado!

if you go to the same dentist i went to when i had a job and insurance, i know the 6-foot tooth cleaner of which you speak.

werd.

hey there ralph maccio, how's the wax on wax off? ;P awesome.

a sidecar, excellent news. mental note made, thanks. a funny little wood gnome told me (in all confidentiality) that you are going to be recieving some mail in the very near future...have a good one, j.

*laughing uncontrollably* That's the funniest fuckin' thing EVER!


You go tonight for Money Suzuki and Forty Fives?
They will play at Gypsy Tea Room.

I think from now on me pretend I from other country!