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i went to the dentist today. i don't know anyone else that does, but i actually like going to the dentist. i like the scraper tool they clean your teeth with, i like the polisher, and for procedures there's no beating the gas. lying about it not working to get more was my first altered mind state. 8 years old or so, all hopped up on gas and feeling like i was floating above the chair. today was clean and check up day, and next week i'm back in for some actual work. i'm gonna get gassed up baby! i have requested that afternoon off from work. the front desk lady gave me 50 cents for the meter today and i thought that was cool. the girl who cleaned my teeth was 6 feet tall. nice. during my cleaning they played a video of jerry, a chimp who leads by example via good brushing and flossing habits. no shit.

the consumer products i noticed today were a fake dr. pepper called Dr. Hytop, and a cold medicine called Simply Stuffy. no plans to purchase either of them.

ripped a little night time bike ride with my friend sean tonight. his punk ass girlfriend wussed out so she could sleep, but actually you gotta respect that.

i don't like having a god damn moustache on my face.

my newest "work" kicks exactly zero ass.

i somehow managed to pull a butt muscle at the lanes last night, which is a new one. seriously, the top left of my ass is completely sore.

i am rambling.