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been reading quickly but not talking the last few days due to after work napping and then going out, and i don't normally post while i'm at work. but i've been here for over 3 hours now and haven't done a single shred of work, so fuck it. i did manage to get through 8march2003.com and blackpeopleloveus.com, which were pointless and funny in that order....
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high scores beaten!

dummy. i had to turn off my stove burner when i got up today because i was loaded and up too late and couldn't find my lighter last night. i need to quit reading here, take a shower and go eat.

i keep running out of gas lately. i've always been full tank but i keep getting 5 bucks or 10 bucks because its faster and i dont wanna stick around. plus the pumps are slow as fuck and it takes forever to fill up. so 5 is good. except that these nights come around when its time to get gone and the light comes on....
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my shoes as i saw them today.

tonight i've been smoking the world's most necessary weed and drinking a few of the world's most necessary beers. pounding hangover still happening, and totally worth it. i'm going to talk about it and i'm curious to see what's here when i'm done.

last night i went from work to a fancy place around the corner for dinner....
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i rolled 5 strikes in a row tonight - last game, last 5 rolls. awesome. i've never even gotten a turkey before (3 in a row) and i got 5.

stoked.

hola muchacho. i should have an old entry here right now about how great sunday was, which it was, except it was tainted from about 11pm - 6am by bad stomach. my stomach goes bonkers sometimes for no reason. if it's diet related, i've never been able to pinpoint certain foods at fault. plus it rarely ends with a horrific dump, so i think it's...
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this is starting very correctly. i got 11 hours of sleep and i have the entire day agenda free.

so
many
members

i can't possibly be expected to read all of these journals. especially when i find so many good ones and read everything they've ever written in reverse order. it's an enjoyable losing battle.

as per the usual, i am going to try and relay here the best or strangest moment of the particular day that i update the muhfuckin journal. i question sometimes while i write if i am doing harm or good. for me or anyone. not in a serious sense, but in a general sense. i'll be here all night if i keep this explaining up....
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i'm now in a very strange mood. i've been sitting like a lump on my couch because i'm too tired to do anything, click click click cable The Jerk right at the opening and during marie's beach trumpet scene i'm thinking about the 5th grade when i was leaned towards the sax because i couldn't pucker the right way for a trumpet. the sax i...
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2 hours until my little cousin's 1 year birthday party. should be a real ass kicker. i can't really do anything but sit here and wait, which has been the story all day today. the latest oddly enough news story is about 2 german zookeepers who were suspended for eating animals from the petting zoo. they'd been bbq'ing mountain chickens and sheep. i did think...
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