jab

Damn, hope that goes alright, I've been slacking around here. i guess I'll head down there again sometime soon, how many days are you working? And yemyam is right on with the Crown and Coke mix, except it needs to be Dr. Pepper.
-H

you have a job waiting for you at the beer and shot bar downstairs from my space-age bachelorette pad. it's awesome. all the prices are written on the bottles.

ex: jack daniels 2.75

i did my undergraduate thesis about that place. i was working there and living upstairs. it was really weird.

oh are you in lurve with wendy case then?
Have you heard my wifes band? You'd maybe like. My wife is cute too. http://www.goregoregirls.com/ but she is not the lead singer...but she's still cute. I guess you should move here. Ok? thanks, bye.

driving back from philly this p.m. (interesting weekend was had), a local-ish radio station was doing a tribute to detroit bands. all over the map musically, too, from the stooges to motown to bob segar. a good fun clean time, really.

throw an email my way, yo.

i was just thinking the same thing, or maybe not.

omfg ... walk into your office and scream at the top of your lungs ... "FUCK YOU G-MART!!!!"

summer camp stories are the best, although i always thought they had to contain references to baked beans , and thai mail order brides.. maybe that's just my experience though.

went out and made a difference tonight.... it's like deja vu all over again.

Yes, satan horns, just need the thumb in there. Bongs and bowling ....

Oh yes, i'm with ya bro, before i fought and clawed my way into making monsters for a living out of my pad I endured 10 years of corporate hell ... all the dot com crap, all the corp crap, takeovers, fucking "Senior Executive Vice President of North American Sales" ... mother fuckers getting paid 250k a year and they can't even save a file across the network.

I got to where I seriously could not even tolerate those people or their fucking silly work ... it just all became so transparent to me where I couldn't live the lie anymore. Fuck corporate america and all the goofy fuckers that populate it.

Oh yea, I make decent money but still eat SMACK! Ramen all the time ...

Treating food as a survival tactic= Me exactly, but I still love to cook and eat a good meal too. Good to see you last night even though I was a little too loaded to make much conversation. I had corndogs for dinner last night too, then we had some portobellos at the M.R. Nice mix of junk food and tasty cuisine. Junk food rules though. I haven't had fried Bologna in forever.

your story was bad ass.

when i was little i sat on an antpile. i didn't know until the bites began. fire ants. very un-fun.

Yeah, I had a blast too. Good to see you again. And you're welcome. Gotta go now, Jolene's back!!

germany, cool... i think the beauty of vacation drinking is the lack of consequences. i went to chicago this summer, and me and my buddy got pretty much shitfaced every night, and we were up bright and early each day to bum around the city.
did you see any vomitoriums in germany.. i've heard tales of the wall mounted vomit-urinal with handles... that would just make me want to get all fucked up.

trip to the dentist wasn't as painful as expected.. i dig the drool sucking device.

you know, i was thinking the same thing when i was laying back in the chair with drool running out of my mouth.. i thought she must think i'm the most disgusting slob in the universe. but i guess that's what everyone looks like at the dentist office.

i saw something about amsterdam on a&e last year sometime.. outside of the city there was this hooker drive thru zone, where the ladies stood at like bus stops.. you rolled on up, picked your lady, and then parked your car in some sort of stall (all carwash style). then when your times up you drop her off back at her station.
now that's european efficiency.. between that and the regular window shopping style hooker, they have it all figured out.

my very very first e-mail address ever, way back in 1996, was lisa2300. i think it is still floating around, but i got tired of all the offers to enlarge my penis, so i never check it. so whenever i had to pick some dumb nickname i would add the numbers if i couldn't use the name alone. either that, or add a 'the' to the beginning.

the ugly mofo i lost my virginity to had an obsession with Madonna, but I didn't know about it until months after the fact.

you are now "the butterman jab", you know. i got the lowdown from oak. you are a man of many talents!

Hey Jab, got the call last night , but it was way too late and I'm an early riser out of necessity, plus my fairlane has no heater as of yet, so I couldn't make it. Maybe this weekend or early next week. My guitarist from the Deadites' other band ' the Double Naught Spies' is playing saturday night at the Bar of Soap and they are always a fuckin' blast. I'll definitely be there for that.
-H

Yea, f-yea, be mellow n shit. I was over-complicating my life big time cause of money and what I "thought I should be doing". I decided to fuck it all off so I could simplify and focus my life. I've had to deal with all sorts of fuckwads in my life and now looking back I don't even know why I put up with those people. I've finally busted my ass enough in life where now I only deal with people that I want to. It's a smaller number of people but the quality is higher. I joined this site cause there are many people here that "get it" from music to art to life and everything in between.

Maybe I'll find the Meridian room again soon. Meanwhile, you can call here anytime and maybe we can hook it up for a beer or six. I've stiil got grease all over me from working on the fairlane, but it's working fine, for now, just alot of little things that add up. And you are kick ass too.

thanks for the tits...i mean tips! heh heh

That thing on the cover of the Observer looks mean as shit! She could probably beat the crap outta both of us at the same time! Unless you have been practicing your JAB! heeeeh heeheh hehhahhahha...I kill me!!!

things went unexpectedly awry for me this thanksgiving with regards to the beloved casserole. my very own mother hijacked tradition and made an *asparagus and cheddar* casserole.

total blasphemy. she meant well. and in theory, such a casserole sounds tempting. i do like asparagus and i adore all the cheese families. but it all got off to a bad start when she and my brother idly discussed how asparagus "makes your pee smell funny" before dinner.

after that, combined with my general disapointment, the asparagus thing just did not sit well with me. otherwise, it was all great, but still....

i may be coming to your folks house next turkey day, fair warning...

i am making GB casserole today for a dinner party with some friends--i had to run out for the french fried onions, and all they had was cheddar french fried onions, so this is going to be an experiment.

white trash thanksgiving! miller beer products, meat and various casseroles! have a happy one!

no update since monday? come on, dude, it's friday already, and i know you've had the spare time.

(face blushing)

yeah, and i thought scott was you for the longest time! i get all mixed up on names!

cool. see you tonight then.
-H