j_scrivner

My creative portion for my Rise of Modernism final.

For info on "Steinian Portraits," click here and also click here.

I'm going to type this up on the typewriter tonight to give it more of a Modernist feel. But you lucky drips get to read it... NOW!

Faulkface
Jordan Scrivner
Rise of Modernism
4-23-05


Faulkface: A Steinian Portrait of Bill Faulkner

First there was...
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Today I finally learned how to roll my own cigarettes. As soon as I did a giant blue box appeared in the sky, and in white font it said YOU LEARNED THE 'CIGARETTE ROLL!' And then all my clothes turned a shade of white and brown, and matched. It was very strange.

New in the blog Candy-Colored Crimes.

Read it. Read it up.

Rockin'! My first news article written for SG.com got accepted. It should be posted by 4pm today.

Update: http://suicidegirls.com/news/culture/8135/

Roethke's party last Saturday was pretty cool, despite being overwrought with the neo-hippy contingent. If I never hear the word "embunnyment" in my lifetime it will be too soon. The party also marked the first time I was ever overtly hit on by a gay man (who was at least double my age, I might add.) This was something that never happened when I lived...
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I've become obsessed with playing Literati on yahoo.com (which is basically Scrabble, but with just enough changes so that yahoo doesn't get sued.)

If anyone wants to play me, my name on AOL is dustcongressman.

My name on yahoo is harrisonvontrout.

My real name is Jordan Scrivner.

And, of course, I'm always down for a game of chess.

I came home on Friday to find all of Roommate Lances stuff gone. No note, no message on my machine. Just a ransacked room and a spit in my face. I took a chance on this fucker without knowing much about him and he stabbed me in the back. Now I know not to trust people, I guess.

I called Jeff, our manager and told...
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3 out of 5 of my favorite SGs are from the UK.

I want to move.

Also, if you think these songs are as awesome as I do, give me a call.

http://www.departmentofeagles.com/Department%20of%20Eagles%20-%20Ghost%20in%20Summer%20Clothes.mp3

http://www.departmentofeagles.com/Department%20of%20Eagles%20-%20The%20Horse%20You%20Ride.mp3

Roommates who you don't really know really suck.

I hate humanity.